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RevDocLove
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I saw that this morning..Cute 
I lked the one about the dumb young couple who wanted a black baby 
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| Jun 9, 2011 @ 9:44 AM |
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| Jun 9, 2011 @ 11:19 AM |
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RevDocLove
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I Wanna Black Baby!
Sandy and Thor were an extremely liberal, though not especially bright, white couple. Wanting to begin a family, they decided they wanted to have a black baby.
Nine months later, the fruit of their labor was born: a lovely white girl.
Pleased but disappointed, Thor decided to ask a black man at work why he thought he couldn't make a black baby.
Realizing that Thor was somewhat sluggish, the fellow took him aside and asked, "Is your willy at least a 12" long?"
Thor had to admit that it was not.
"And is it at least 4" wide?"
"Well, man, there's your problem!" Black guy slapping Thor on the back. "You let in too much light
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| Jun 10, 2011 @ 8:18 AM |
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tassie1
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| Jun 10, 2011 @ 4:41 PM |
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tassie1
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This guy wants to be a proctologist, and he wants to be a really good proctologist, so he decides to go down to the morgue after class and practice a little. Well, he uncovers the first guy and there is a cork in his butt! He thinks it's a little strange, so he pulls it out and music starts playing!
"...On the road again, just can't wait to get on the road again..."
The guy really freaks out! He runs and gets the doctor and drags the poor guy back to the table. "Look!" he says, and pulls the cork out again, ". . . On the road again . . ."
The doctor is totally unimpressed... "So what?" he says.
"Isn't that the most amazing thing you've ever seen?" the guy asked.
"Are you kidding?" says the doctor "Any asshole can sing country music!" 
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| Jun 10, 2011 @ 6:37 PM |
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RevDocLove
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I saw that before but it had Willie Nelson's name in it 
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| Jun 11, 2011 @ 7:02 AM |
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tassie1
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did ya bruce ? 
thinkin of re-naming someone around here 
might call him Kermit , cos all he says is read it ,read it
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| Jun 11, 2011 @ 9:44 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Well I did 
Besides, you're the one who turned me on to Tiggy 
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| Jun 12, 2011 @ 5:28 AM |
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tassie1
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i keep the best ones to myself
 where's spunks ? 
and even RJ has gone walk about again..
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| Jun 12, 2011 @ 8:16 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Don't know..Spunks be gettin' sweet stuff on the shelf I reckon
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| Jun 13, 2011 @ 4:19 AM |
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Strega
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and even RJ has gone walk about again
Yeah she did disappear off here didn't she?
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| Jun 13, 2011 @ 7:42 AM |
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tassie1
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to know her was to love her...
well thats what all her boyfriends used to say . 
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| Jun 13, 2011 @ 1:11 PM |
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Strega
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^^^^ LOL That is not what I heard
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| Jun 13, 2011 @ 5:40 PM |
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RevDocLove
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She moved to the great pow wow called Farcebook 
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| Jun 13, 2011 @ 11:34 PM |
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Strega
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She moved to the great pow wow called Farcebook
Bet if they put Farmville on here more people would hang out on here.
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| Jun 14, 2011 @ 5:42 AM |
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tassie1
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thats not the ploughin Doc was interested in
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| Jun 14, 2011 @ 1:27 PM |
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Strega
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thats not the ploughin Doc was interested in
I know but first you lure them to the farm and then you plough them First things first.
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| Jun 14, 2011 @ 4:59 PM |
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tassie1
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Little Johnny has just been toilet trained and decides to use the big toilet like his daddy, RevDocLove He pushes up the seat and balances his little penis on the rim. 
Just then the toilet seat slams down, and little Johnny lets out a scream. 
His mother comes running to find Johnny hopping round the room clutching his genitals and howling.
He looks up at her with his little tear stained face and sniffles, "K-k-k-k-kiss ? it and make it better."
Little Johnny's mother shouts, "Don't start your father's shit with me!" 
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| Jun 14, 2011 @ 9:27 PM |
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RevDocLove
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| Jun 15, 2011 @ 1:57 AM |
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Strega
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That little Johnny is quite a character isn't he?
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