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Sep 29, 2010 @ 6:19 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I've learn't in big deals like property or equipment you never take any asking price as gospel, its more like a suggested ball park figure
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Sep 29, 2010 @ 8:39 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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As most young, weak and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just downright made his life miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he found out what would get them back, he went all out.

He was on the bus where he normally gets his lunch stolen when he brought out a bottle that had what looked like small brown balls in it.
He then, making sure no one was looking, secretly took from his pocket some milk duds and started popping them in his mouth, as obvious to the rest of the kids as possible, making yum yum noises.

The bully, without asking, snatched the jar from Ken's hand and asked, "What's in the bottle that you are making such a big deal of?"

"Well, they're smart pills."

"Smart pills?" the bully asked, then opened the jar and popped a couple of the foreign brown balls in his mouth.

"Pweeuuweppblahhh!!" he reacted. "What is this stuff? It tastes like rabbit turds!!"

"See, you're getting smarter already."
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Sep 29, 2010 @ 11:35 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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The question I have is how did the bully know what rabbit turds tasted like in the first place? Funny one.
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Sep 30, 2010 @ 3:40 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Oct 1, 2010 @ 12:17 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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A man had just moved from his big apartment in NYC, to a big farm way out in the country side. Just days after he moved, he realized he was out of chicken feed, so he went down to the nearest store (a good 2-hour drive away).
"Can you get me some chicken feed?" the man asked.
"Yup, but ya can't have none unless you can prove to me you actually gots chickens. Don't want no one eatin' it or nothin' an' gettin' sick." the clerk responded.
He argued with her a bit, but finally gave in and took a two hour drive back and forth once again, this time with the chicken. "Here's my chicken. Now get me the chicken feed." He got his feed and drove home.
The next day he ran out of dog food. Once again, he drove down to the store, foolishly not thinking about bringing his dog. It was the same case. He had to present his dog to the stubborn clerk. He went back home and retrieved his dog, and got his dog food.
The next day, he went down to the store again, this time with a shoe box with a lid on it that had a hole in the top. He walked into the store and said to the clerk "Put your finger in this, take it out, and smell it."
"That smells like... crap!" she said with a look of surprise on her face.
"Yup. Can you get me some toilet paper."

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Oct 1, 2010 @ 1:14 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
vixen353


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tassie

listen..i just wanted to give you a heads up..there might be some construction dudes in your backyard tomorrow..but don't worry..they're just building a lil guest house for me since that red head chick owns every freakin thing around you

anyway..i'll be moving in as soon as construction is complete
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 2:51 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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Never mind the guest house. I like camping. I'll just pitch a tent. LOL
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 3:07 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
vixen353


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*sneaks up and pulls out several stakes*

opps so sorry..i had no idea your tent would collapse without those stakes
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 5:24 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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maybe I better not mention the fully furnished 'trailer' in my back yard already. well, you lot call them trailers, we actualy call them caravans

what can I say, 'that redhead' lubs me almost as much as my missus

well they have lots in common, their both hot and both wanted to kick my ass at differant times.

did you hear about the bull who wanted to stay on the farm for heifer and heifer and heifer

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Oct 1, 2010 @ 9:01 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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*sneaks up and pulls out several stakes*

opps so sorry..i had no idea your tent would collapse without those stakes


*trips vixen when she tries to make her get away....ties her hands behind her back n tosses her over his shoulder cave man style n heads off to a secluded cave with her*
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 10:53 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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1. Dome tents do not collapse without stakes so That was a wasted effort Tent still standing.

2. Thanks Ynot Doesn't she know you don't go poking around people's tents? Might mistake her for some wildlife.

3. We all lubs Tassie he is just a lubbable dude.
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 5:03 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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what was that ynot ?

did you say they were all talk and no action ?

yeah , kinda believe ya on that one around here lately
runs off to harass peeps in threads and generally annoy pervia for the day
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 7:12 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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Me? I was just minding my own business camping. As for being all talk. You wanna bet on that?
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Oct 1, 2010 @ 10:20 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
vixen353


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*knocks ynot over the head with my club and runs away shouting "I CALL DIBS ON TASSIE'S FURNISHED CARAVAN!"*










*contemplates how to get rid of RJ and her dome tent*

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Oct 2, 2010 @ 12:13 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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You just keep on contemplating that one. You might want to look out for my little "pet" I had locked in the caravan.
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Oct 2, 2010 @ 1:47 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Oct 2, 2010 @ 2:20 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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Hi

I just noticed that all the women on this thread are from the south.
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Oct 2, 2010 @ 5:40 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I don't mind goin down south , just sayin
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Oct 2, 2010 @ 5:59 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
KitKat25


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I think I'll just sit off to the side...and watch all the women fight over Tassie.

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Oct 2, 2010 @ 4:29 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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No fight about it. Me I was just minding my own business camping in his back yard.

I don't mind goin down south , just sayin

Yep those southern regions can be kind of interesting at times.
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