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Sep 12, 2010 @ 1:55 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I'm not closing the door around here, we just do ID checks these days.
* reaches over and tweeks a nipple.. yup.. they're real
so its not the village idiot in disguise after all
speaking of drinks, sounds good to me, its 5 o'clock somewhere.
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Sep 12, 2010 @ 2:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Mysteria


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I will take a straight bourbon and keep them coming. LOL And I promise to wear a white t-shirt this time.
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Sep 12, 2010 @ 2:18 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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*runs off to fill a bucket of water
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Sep 12, 2010 @ 4:53 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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hmmm....thought u were tweakin' ur own nipple Tass
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Sep 12, 2010 @ 11:12 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Mysteria


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Have to catch me before you can get me with that water.

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Sep 13, 2010 @ 1:52 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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thought u were tweakin' ur own nipple Tass
*does his best mike myers, Fat Bastard impersonation playing with his manly nipples.....

I bet ya think I'm dead sexy don't ya ?

hey ,kick the door shut so Mysteria doesn't get back out before i slosh this water everywhere
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Sep 13, 2010 @ 9:29 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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thanks...kicked the door and broke my foot
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Sep 13, 2010 @ 10:10 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I'm running off to bed if ya wanna squeeze in...
its 12.10 AM here and I gots ta go to work at 6 AM
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Sep 13, 2010 @ 9:59 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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okay...squeezin' ...nitee nite!!
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Sep 14, 2010 @ 5:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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hey , the newbie has gone again.
they keep dropping like flies around here .
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Sep 14, 2010 @ 6:13 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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well they really are welcomed here....we give 'em a chance and then they poof!!
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Sep 15, 2010 @ 6:44 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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everyone got pissy in the blogs, but I know who she was just trying to lay low to keep the sleazes off her back cos she signed in the same time as everyonesvalentine signed off they automatically jumped on her profile and attacked it cos it was a new one without a picture. if they'd been adult enough to wait until her pic got approved they'd all be feeling pretty stupid to be honest cos almost all of them know her

not that anyone will know cos no-one comes in here anymore.
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 1:02 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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well we come in here regularly kinda sorta
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 4:35 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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Nothing to see here. LOL Don't you just love leaving somewhere and then remember there is somethig you need that you forgot to copy down first.
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 5:45 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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y'aaah, my two favourite wimmins ,looky at that , ya lose a newbie and an oldie.. i mean a regular shows up

we need to cause some mischief to liven this joint up.
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 11:41 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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What did you have in mind?
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 3:53 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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poking trolls with sticks is getting boring ... how about getting a 2ft long piece of inner bike tube and some fishing line and dragging it across a road in front of cars, thats always good for a laff watching them trying to skittle a snake


Boudreaux went into the fish market to apply for a job. The boss thought to himself - I'm not hiring that lazy Cajun, so he decided to set a test for Boudreaux hoping he wouldn't be able to answer the questions and he'd be able to refuse him the job without getting into an argument.

The first question was, "Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

Boudreaux says, "Dat's easy" and proceeds to draw three trees.

The boss says, "What in the world is that?"

Boudreaux says, "Tree 'n tree 'n tree makes nine."

"Fair enough" says the boss. "Second questions, same rules, but represent 99."

Boudreaux stares into space for a while, then makes a smudge on each tree.

"Der ya go sir," he says.

The boss scratches his head and asks, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

Boudreaux answers, "Each tree is dirty now, so it's dirty tree 'n dirty tree 'n dirty tree - dat 99."

The boss is getting worried he's going to have to hire Boudreaux so he says, "All right, question number 3. Same rules again, but this time represent the number 100."

Boudreaux stares into space again, then he shouts, "I got it!"

He makes a little mark at the base of each tree and says, "Der ya go sir - 100."

The boss looks at Boudreaux's attempt and thinks, "Ha! got him this
time." He then tells Boudreaux, "Go on, Boudreaux, you must be crazy if you think that represents a 100."

Boudreaux leans forward and points to the little marks at the tree bases and says, "A little dog comes along and craps by each tree, so now ya got dirty tree an' a turd, dirty tree an' a turd, and dirty tree an' a turd, which makes 100. When do I start my job?"
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 5:29 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


Posts: 601
squirrel hunting

Always liked Justin Wilson's stories. LOL
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Sep 19, 2010 @ 4:39 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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long as its doesn't get confuzzled with sqwirl hunting, she might shoot back
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Sep 19, 2010 @ 5:15 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RJ53


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long as its doesn't get confuzzled with sqwirl hunting, she might shoot back

I would pretty much bet on that one. The ones in my yard just sit there watching the back door for me to throw them a couple slices of bread or some left over cookie and cake. Kind of chubby from all the free food.
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