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Aug 28, 2010 @ 6:51 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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its just like being a home....sitting on my own being ignored..

three men walk into a room and two get shot

how many are left

one ?

nope.



























three.
its not as if the other two are going to get up and walk out is it
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Sep 3, 2010 @ 12:13 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Sep 3, 2010 @ 5:20 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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aaaaw you came back .

I'm still here sweepin the joint up before we close the he'stablishment fer good at this point.
nice to see you back sweets
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Sep 3, 2010 @ 7:17 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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thanks.....sure I came back...........cuz I didnt have anywhere else to go at the time haha awww.....ur sweet!!!
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Sep 3, 2010 @ 11:27 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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could have cum to my place
but nooooo, you always gots somewhere else ta go instead....
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Sep 5, 2010 @ 10:18 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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next time, I promise
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Sep 6, 2010 @ 4:49 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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How was the Roman Empire cut in half?



With a pair of Caesars!
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Sep 6, 2010 @ 8:20 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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...good one, lmao
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Sep 7, 2010 @ 1:58 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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i'm running out of good ones, I'll have to go for a snoop and find some more.
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Sep 7, 2010 @ 8:58 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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you'll find 'em.....I have faith in ya
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Sep 7, 2010 @ 4:07 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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pity I couldn't find a rich nymphomaniac.
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Sep 8, 2010 @ 2:48 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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I dont know about nymphomaniac....but i'm rich
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Sep 8, 2010 @ 6:54 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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aaaw bugger, and I was really looking for a nymphomaniac too



Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

* * *

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

* * *

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Screw the sucker, he's only an egg."

* * *

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its ass
and turned it's wool to nylon

* * *
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Sep 8, 2010 @ 4:01 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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While away at a convention, an executive happened to meet a young woman who was pretty and intelligent. When he persuaded her to disrobe in his hotel room, he found out she had a sexy body as well. Unfortunately, the executive found himself unable to perform. Limp as a dish rag!

On his first night home, the executive walked from the shower into the bedroom to find his wife covered in a rumpled bathrobe, her hair curled, her face creamed, munching candy loudly while she pored through a movie magazine.

Then, without warning, he felt the onset of a magnificent erection.

Looking down at his penis, he snarled, "Why you ungrateful, mixed-up son of a bitch. Now I know why they call you a prick!"
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Sep 9, 2010 @ 3:23 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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..awesome!!
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Sep 9, 2010 @ 7:45 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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did ya hear they're scraping the bottom of the barrel for entertainment over in the blog section. they've even taken to talking about me in front of me instead of behind my back now.



Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had enough of each other, so Ron had an idea for the two to wake up early the next day and hike in opposite directions for the day and meet at the campground for dinner. James agreed.
So around 6 the next evening they meet up. Ron says "I hiked north and came up to a beautiful spring, I swam for a few hours, then stretched out on the shore to dry and I watched a deer drink from the spring... it was so wonderful."

James said "Wow, you had a good day. I went south and ran into some railroad tracks, I followed them east until I came across a woman tied to the tracks, I untied her and we had sex in every imaginable way all day."

Ron was so jealous "Your day was so much better than mine... did you get a blow job?"

"Nope" James replied, "I couldn't find her head!"






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Sep 9, 2010 @ 5:56 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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omg.............
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Sep 10, 2010 @ 5:21 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Two Poles emigrated to America. On their first day in New York City, they spotted a hot dog vendor in the street. "Do they eat dogs in America?" one asked the other. "I dunno." "Well, we're going to live here, so we might as well learn to do as they do." So they each bought a hot dog wrapped up and sat down to eat them on a nearby park bench. One Pole looked at his hot dog, then over at the other Pole and asked, "What part did you get?"


Q: Why do Polish names end in "ski" ? A: Because they can't spell toboggan.

A Polish worker is hired to paint the lines on the road. On the first day he paints ten miles, and his employers are amazed. But, the second day he painted just five, and on only the third day, he painted only a mile of the road. Disappointed his boss asks what the problem was. The Pole replies, "Well sir, every day I have to walk farther and farther to get back to the paint bucket..
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Sep 11, 2010 @ 2:41 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
Mysteria


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Well can a girl at least get a drink before you close the doors?
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Sep 11, 2010 @ 6:43 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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speaking of girls,we even have one we prepared earlier.
now where did spunks go
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