| Aug 11, 2010 @ 7:40 PM |
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 good one
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| Aug 12, 2010 @ 6:01 AM |
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| Aug 12, 2010 @ 10:46 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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so whatcha got planned for this weekend Tass?  
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| Aug 12, 2010 @ 3:42 PM |
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tassie1
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got a job interview tomorrow on the other side of Tasmania. its a 5 hr drive from here  but it could pan out to mean some much need bucks at the moment. 
downside is it'll be a bit of a logistical nightmare having to move all our equipment that far from home but sounds like the job would turn out being for anything from a cpl of mths to possibly over 6 mths to complete yet. won't know til I go check out the details and requirements.
don't happen to have a semi packed out back do ya ? 
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| Aug 13, 2010 @ 9:22 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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awwww....you'll be gone like forever!!!  just so happens I do...i'm going away for the weekend ...up to south carolina (the state to the north of georgia) for some much needed time away..vacation/holiday!!! 
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| Aug 14, 2010 @ 6:46 AM |
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tassie1
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see thats the differance btwn a guy doing something and a girl, I already been there done that. 730 odd mile round trip  and now its beer o clock 
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| Aug 15, 2010 @ 4:31 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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Is it still beer 0' clock?
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| Aug 15, 2010 @ 5:18 PM |
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tassie1
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I'm a light drinker...... 
and if its dark I can always turn the light back on . 
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| Aug 17, 2010 @ 5:24 AM |
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tassie1
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 Dammit , i wanna pay rise !
if it wasn't for lil ole me proping up all these threads this place would go to th pack
*nuther stolen joke pinched from somewhere else alledgedly.  
Spunkys best mate, Hillary Clinton goes to a new doctor in Washington for an examination and he discovers that she has crabs.
He thinks to himself "How am I going to tell the Secretary Of State that she has crabs?" 
After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office. Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition. 
She is quite concerned and asks him what it is.
He responds that she is suffering from Nixon's Disease.
She says "What?" 
He again responds "Nixon's Disease."
She says, "Level with me doc, what does it mean?"
He responds, "Well Secretary Of State Clinton, to put it very bluntly, you've got bugs in your oval office."
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| Aug 17, 2010 @ 9:15 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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...where do ya come up with these?
heyya..keep ya britches on or orf (if ya want)....i'm here now!!!! 
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| Aug 17, 2010 @ 5:39 PM |
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tassie1
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pfft.. 8 hrs ago maybe... I was in bed nekkid then, where were you
I steal all my jokes from a site called ; taintnobodysbeeswaxbutmine.com 
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| Aug 18, 2010 @ 5:09 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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 ....just imaginin' Tassie butt ass nekky spread out on da bed!!! ....what a vision that would be!!!   
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| Aug 19, 2010 @ 5:17 AM |
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tassie1
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had some pics just like that around here ages ago but dunno if mama_t kept them or ended up deleting them
A man in a bar, after several drinks, began bragging that he could identify any type of wood by its smell only. The patrons of the bar decided to test him. The man was blindfolded and presented with several pieces of wood.
First they tried maple. He smelled it and said, "That's maple."
They then tried ebony; he again smelled it and named the wood correctly. He did this with ever piece of wood they brought before him.
The bartender then got an idea to trick him. And they took one of the waitresses and put her crotch up to his nose. He sniffed for a while.
"Boy," he said "this is difficult, flip that board over and let me smell the other side."
So they took they waitress and put her ass near his nose.
He took a big whiff, started to smile and said, "You guy can't fool me! That is the shit house door off a tuna boat!"
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| Aug 19, 2010 @ 2:56 PM |
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| Aug 19, 2010 @ 5:42 PM |
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tassie1
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can't sleep missy spunks ? 
Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a homosexual.
The doctor, addressing all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices one more time, you will surely die." 
The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he would never again indulge himself in his vice. 
While walking toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they passed a bar. The alcoholic, hearing the loud music and seeing the lights, could not stop himself. His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. 
His companions, somewhat shaken up, left the bar, realizing how seriously they must take the doctor's words. 
As they walked along, they came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still burning. The homosexual looked at the chain smoker and said, "If you bend over to pick that up, we're both dead." 
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| Aug 20, 2010 @ 8:12 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh too funny!
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| Aug 21, 2010 @ 6:56 AM |
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tassie1
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and just before you go thinking i'm bias or something here's one especially for the ladys...well at least the only one who still comes to visit my humble lil cyber abode
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes-that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better!"
The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."
The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."
So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."
Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches.  Don't mess with them!
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| Aug 22, 2010 @ 3:32 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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damn str8 babes!!!!
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| Aug 23, 2010 @ 4:34 AM |
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tassie1
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I thought you'd like me dedi-macating one to you fo' a change.
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| Aug 27, 2010 @ 7:39 AM |
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tassie1
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is the paint dry in here yet ?
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