| Aug 2, 2010 @ 3:54 AM |
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tassie1
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she bein a wino tonight  
know why she reckons she hasn't been in here ? reckons she forgot her password , didn't know what to say when I told her all she had to do was hit the button where it says :lost password. 
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| Aug 2, 2010 @ 9:25 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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she's gettin' her drink on....lol  aww...cant hold her licker 
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| Aug 3, 2010 @ 2:01 AM |
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tassie1
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my missus usually holds hers by his ears.
*joke, she gonna kill me fo that
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| Aug 3, 2010 @ 8:02 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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hahaha....okay i wont tell her u said that
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| Aug 4, 2010 @ 4:20 AM |
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tassie1
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hey sweets. hows things goin today . 
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| Aug 5, 2010 @ 12:57 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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awww not too stinkin' bad ....long day and i'm about to head to bed!!  how are you doin'???   
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| Aug 5, 2010 @ 5:04 AM |
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tassie1
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 wondering if your dead to the world yet and if i can sneak in alongside ya
make ya spring straight up in bed when I slap my cold feet on ya works for vicki
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| Aug 5, 2010 @ 8:36 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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cold feet = warm heart! ...thats what they say at least...
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| Aug 6, 2010 @ 5:53 AM |
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tassie1
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i heard our mate revdoc went to his doctor complaining that his asshole was feeling terribly sore. The doctor asked him to drop his drawers and bend over so he could take a look.
"It's amazing!" the doctor said, as he pulled a $20 bill from his anus. Another $20 bill appeared behind the first one, so the doctor pulled it out, too.
And then another! And another! And many more.
Finally, the doctor had pulled the whole pile of $20 bills from Doc's ass, and began to count it. (I sure hope that the doctor doesn't lick his thumb when he counts money)
The doctor mentioned, "There was $1980 stuck in your anus!"
And Doc replied, "I knew I wasn't feeling two grand!"
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| Aug 6, 2010 @ 1:33 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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....too funny
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| Aug 7, 2010 @ 1:47 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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Heyya Tass....paging mister Tass....where are ya?? 
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| Aug 7, 2010 @ 3:59 PM |
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tassie1
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never fear...
tis i
I yam here
damn 'puter is running so slow i checked that it wasn't working for the tax refund department
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| Aug 8, 2010 @ 8:29 AM |
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| Aug 8, 2010 @ 4:31 PM |
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tassie1
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True story:
A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer approached her car, she asked innocently, "Gee, officer, are you selling tickets to the policeman's ball?"
To that, he replied, "No ma'am. We're rangers! We don't have any balls!" He continued to write down some information.
After about a half a minute, the park ranger looked up, turned red, and muttered, "Never mind." He closed his ticket book, got in his car, and drove off - no ticket was issued.
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| Aug 8, 2010 @ 8:48 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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haha.....he rethought that one eh? hahaha
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| Aug 9, 2010 @ 6:39 AM |
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tassie1
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THESE REALLY WORK!!
AMAZING SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. To avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables, get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
2. To avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat- use the sink.
3. For high blood pressure sufferers ~ simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. [remember to use a timer.]
4. A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
5. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives - you'll be afraid to cough. 
6. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape. 
7. If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem
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| Aug 9, 2010 @ 9:14 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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Thanks......I'll try those!!!!  
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| Aug 9, 2010 @ 4:58 PM |
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tassie1
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the last one is the most important one
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| Aug 10, 2010 @ 2:24 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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Oh I know...lol the light in the hallway doesnt work...even after I changed the bulb......had the electrician over here last week to put up a new ceiling fan....I mentioned the light that didnt work to him....but he forgot and then I forgot 
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| Aug 10, 2010 @ 5:16 PM |
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tassie1
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Grandpa's Getting Stiff!
A man was walking down the street when he noticed his grandfather sitting on the porch, in the rocking chair, with nothing on from the waist down.
"Grandpa, what are you doing?", he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
"Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below
the waist?", he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said, "Well, last week I sat out here with no shirt on, and I got a stiff neck. This is your grandma's idea."
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