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Jul 12, 2010 @ 5:06 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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g'day ole mate, how ya goin
got a bludge day today,after waiting almost 3 weeks for a doctors appointment I finally get in to see one today.
not that they're much bloody help half the time anyway
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Jul 15, 2010 @ 7:58 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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look at that, ya fly half way across Australia and no-one even misses ya
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 9:22 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Doing It Cajun-Style!


Way down in dat old swamp known as Louisiana, Boudreaux's old lady's been pregnant for some time, and now her time had come. So, he brought her to the doctor, and the doctor began to deliver the baby.

She had a little boy, and the doctor looked over at Boudreaux and said, Hey, Boudreaux, you just had you a son! Aint dat just grand"?

Boudreaux got excited by this, but just then the doctor spoke up and said, "Hold on! We ain't finished up yet!"

The doctor then delivered a little girl.

He said, "Hey, Boudreaux! You got you a daughter! She a pretty lil ting, too."

Boudreaux was kind of puzzled by all this, and then the doctor said, "Hold on, we still ain't got done yet!"

The doctor then delivered another boy and said, " Boudreaux, you just had youself another boy!"

When Boudreaux and Marie went home with their three children, he sat down with his wife and said, "Mama, you remember dat night what we runned out of dat dere Vaseline and we had to use dat dere 3-in-1 Oil?"

She said, "Yeah, I do."

Boudreaux exclaimed, "Man, it's a damn good ting we didn't use no WD-40!"
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Jul 16, 2010 @ 11:08 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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okay so no one missed me? I was down n out in the hospital but i'm back now
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Jul 17, 2010 @ 4:31 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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doc said you was prolly trying to trick the male nurses into giving you sponge baths.
we came to visit but they said at the front door they didn't admit riff raff.
I told doc those pink board shorts were too over the top
nice to have ya back though darlin
did they clear up that ...problem.
I said it was your neck, but a certain someone said it was a pregnancy scare from that neighbour again
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Jul 18, 2010 @ 2:25 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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OMG..pregnancy? hahahaha thats the funniest thing i've heard all year thanks I needed the laugh


ummm none of the above Tass....I was in the hospital for viral meningitis...had ct scan, mri and a not too pleasant spinal tap.... was in there for a week! im thinkin maybe i came home too soon...was not feelin' too good earlier today..was in some pain in my back...have follow up doctors appt end of july..so we'll see lol
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Jul 18, 2010 @ 8:25 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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spinal tap huh
i've heard of them yahoo kids and their screaming music.. not my kinda thing.

sounds like what you need is a male nurse to cum take care of you and give you lotsa sponge baths
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Jul 18, 2010 @ 1:32 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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of course...a male nurse to do my sponge baths would work just fine.... as long as ya offerin'
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Jul 19, 2010 @ 5:53 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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hands on experience ya say

so where do ya sign up for a cushy job like that
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Jul 20, 2010 @ 4:51 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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no paperwork or forms needed....just show up
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Jul 21, 2010 @ 9:23 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Anyone home (knock..knock..knock)??? wake up Tassie!!!!! lol
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Jul 22, 2010 @ 2:58 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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hi ya miss spunks..
been swamped with work and haven't had any time for on here
feeling any better to day ?
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Jul 22, 2010 @ 3:11 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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well its about time....ahoy matie missed ya! ..yes i'm feeling better thanks hun!! how are you and your brood doing?
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Jul 22, 2010 @ 3:59 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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busier than a one legged man in an arse kicking contest at the moment.
but not as flat out as a lizard drinking
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Jul 23, 2010 @ 2:38 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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hehehe....well alrighty then!! well its da weekend...so lighten up and be foot loose and fancy free Tass!! lol
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Jul 23, 2010 @ 5:46 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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just another day that ends in Y




This guy was deer hunting in North Carolina. He shoots a deer, and as he is dragging it back to his truck, he gets stopped by this rednck Game Warden who asks to see his hunting license. The hunter shows him the license, and is about to leave when the Game Warden says "Not so fast, Boy. I need to inspect the deer."

The Game Warden then reaches down, sticks his finger up the deer's butt, pulls it out then sniffs his finger.

The Game Warden gets angry then says "Wait a minute, Boy! This here ain't no North Carolina deer; this here is a Virginia deer! You need to have a Virginia Hunting License to hunt this deer. You got a Virginia Hunting License on you, Boy?"

Well, it just so happens that the guy had been hunting in Virginia the week before. He goes back into his wallet hand pulls out a Virginia Hunting License.

The Game Warden looks at the valid license and disappointingly says, "Well.... OK, I guess I'll have to let you go. I really do enjoy writing up Boys like you who hunt deer without a license, but you look like you got everything in order. So go on, get out of here."

The following week, the guy is hunting again. He shoots another deer and as he is dragging it back to his truck, he gets stopped by the same Game Warden who says "Just a minute, Boy. I need to inspect the deer."

He reaches down, sticks his finger up the deer's butt, pulls it out, sniffs his finger and says, "Boy! This here is a South Carolina deer! You got a South Carolina Hunting License?"

The Hunter, somewhat surprised, said that he had one in the truck. He goes and gets it out of the glove box, shows it to the Game Warden, who again has to let him go.

So this goes on for the next three weeks. Each week the hunter shoots a deer; one from Georgia, Tennessee, and West Virginia. Each time the Game Warden stops to do the Finger Test, and each time the hunter is able to produce the correct license.

Finally, after the West Virginia deer, the Game Warden is furious, "Boy! You got a hunting license from every state in the south! Where the hell are you from, anyway?"

The hunter drops his pants, bends over and says "You tell me!"
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Jul 23, 2010 @ 6:03 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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....how did ya know about our deer here in da south?
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Jul 23, 2010 @ 6:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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a hunter told me






A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for the evening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go at it.

When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and commences to repeat the performance.

The hooker is impressed with the gusto of the second encounter. When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window, takes a deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side, jumps back into bed with the hooker and starts again.

The hooker is amazed as this sequence is repeated four times. During the fifth encore, she decides to try it herself.

So when they are done she jumps up, goes to the window and takes a deep breath of fresh air, dives under the bed...and finds four Chinese men.


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Jul 23, 2010 @ 12:26 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
theSkwirl


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*runs to the window, takes a big gulp of air and dives under the bed... only to find.. dust bunnies* Well hell.. some bitches have all the luck.
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Jul 23, 2010 @ 3:19 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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