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Jul 5, 2010 @ 9:27 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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I saw the piccy of the car Tass....cool!!!!


lmao............
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Jul 6, 2010 @ 4:54 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Little Johnny is passing his parents' bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water. Hearing a lot of moaning and thumping, he peeks in and catches his folks in The Act. Before dad can even react, Little Johnny exclaims "Oh, boy! Horsy ride! Daddy, can I ride on your back?"

Daddy, relieved that Johnny's not asking more uncomfortable questions, and seeing the opportunity not to break his stride, agrees. Johnny hops on and daddy starts going to town. Pretty soon mommy starts moaning and gasping.

Johnny cries out "Hang on tight, Daddy! This is the part where me and the milkman usually get bucked off!"

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Jul 6, 2010 @ 9:43 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Yee Haw !!!
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Jul 6, 2010 @ 7:24 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Oopsy doooooooo
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Jul 7, 2010 @ 5:38 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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If you've ever worked for a boss who reacts before getting the facts and thinking things through, you will love this!

Arcelor-Mittal Steel, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hired a new CEO.

The new boss was determined to rid the company of all slackers.
On a tour of the facilities, the CEO noticed a guy leaning against a wall.

The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He asked the guy, "How much money do you make a week?"

A little surprised, the young man looked at him and said, "I make $400 a week. Why?" The CEO said, "Wait right here." He walked back to his office, came back in two minutes, and handed the guy $1,600 in cash and said, "Here's four weeks' pay. Now GET OUT and don't come back."

Feeling pretty good about his quick, decisive action to set a new tone of accountability; the CEO looked around the room and asked, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-ball did here?"


From across the room a voice said, "Pizza delivery guy from Domino's."
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Jul 7, 2010 @ 8:55 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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I've seen that Dumb fuckin' know it all
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Jul 7, 2010 @ 1:48 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jul 8, 2010 @ 8:03 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I finally got to purchase my new ho

noooo, not that type
an excavator type one

gotta head to the mainland next week for an overnighter to cash the dude up and make sure its what he's advertising.
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Jul 8, 2010 @ 8:22 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Cool Everybody needs a Back Ho
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Jul 8, 2010 @ 8:33 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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*cough , I would mind one on her back

and to think, my 'friends' didn't even get me a 12 month free passfor my birthday to; ho's be us
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Jul 8, 2010 @ 11:55 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Some friends were sitting at the bar talking about their professions.

The first guy says "I'm a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know.... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful; Intelligent; Ecologist."

The second guy says "I'm a D.I.N.K, you know....Double Income, No Kids."

The third guy says, "I'm a R.U.B., you know...Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you?"

She replies: "I'm a W.I.F.E, you now....Wash, Iron, F***, Etc."

A second gal answers their question before they even ask it:

"B.I.T.C.H."

"So, just exactly what is a B.I.T.C.H?" they ask in unison.

* B - BABE
* I - IN
* T - TOTAL
* C - CONTROL of
* H - HERSELF

So ladies, next time somebody calls you "Bitch"...SMILE......and say Thank You!
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Jul 9, 2010 @ 9:41 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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And dat's da' troof
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Jul 10, 2010 @ 2:03 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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now this has to have my number one vote for best chuckle of the year i've found so far


Maw is outside hangin up the laundry, when she hears Paw in the kitchen.

Maw walks in and says, "Paw, get out there and fix that there outhouse."

Paw says, "All right, Maw."

Paw walks out to the outhouse, looks at it, and says, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw says, "Yes, there is. Put your head down in the hole."

Paw says "I ain't puttin my head in that there hole!"

Maw says, "Well you're gonna have to if'n you're gonna fix the problem!"

Paw puts his head down in the hole (just a little bit mind ya) and he hollers, "Maw, there ain't nothin' wrong with this here outhouse!"

Maw hollers, "Now pull your head out of the hole."

Paw goes to lift up his head and he says, "Oww! OWW! Maw! MAW, my beard's stuck in the cracks in the seat!"

Maw says, "Aggravatin', ain't it?"
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Jul 10, 2010 @ 8:26 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Jul 10, 2010 @ 8:38 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I thought ya'd like that one
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Jul 10, 2010 @ 11:05 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Yep Had to blog that one
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Jul 12, 2010 @ 6:08 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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where did everyone truck orf too ?
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Jul 12, 2010 @ 8:46 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Ya' reckon they don't like Brut or did you let a world class fart ????
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Jul 12, 2010 @ 4:40 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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it must be that Lynx deoderant ynot was wearing when he was in here last




A little old couple in their eighties was sitting on the couch watching the Playboy Channel.

He looked at her and asked, "Do you think we can still do that?"

"Well, we can sure try!" she answered.

So they shuffled off to the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready and she took off all her clothes in the bedroom. When he came out of the bathroom, he saw her standing on her head in the middle of the bedroom floor.

"What are you doing, sweetheart?" he asked.

"Well," she replied, "I thought if you couldn't get it up, maybe you could just drop it in!
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Jul 12, 2010 @ 4:58 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Sounds like me
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