| Jun 29, 2010 @ 11:54 PM |
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tassie1
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m'aaaan...do I ever, feel like that lately  
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| Jun 30, 2010 @ 2:02 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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ya feelin' like a ho......or ya feelin' a ho?  
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| Jun 30, 2010 @ 4:38 PM |
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tassie1
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well..  i wouldn't say...... no .
The most DANGEROUS Snake in the WORLD!!!
NAME: "Expecteria Trouserius" (Trouser Snake)
LOCATION: Throughout the world
DESCRIPTION: One-eyed, with mushroom-shaped head (other types come with extra layers of skin). Varying from pink to black. Fang-less with a highly venomous spit. (Spit can reach distances up to 2-3 feet) Size varies from 3 to 12 inches, depending on its mood & subspecies.
SYMPTOMS: This snake attacks mainly women in the lower front abdomen, resulting in an inconspicuous bump. Then a severe swelling followed by excruciating pain after nine months. The attack is not usually fatal. Beware: It has been known to attack men in the rear lower abdomen!
HABITAT: Usually found in bedrooms, but has been known to appear in the most unusual places.
ANTIDOTE: Various types of vaccine available for women. However, once the venom is injected into the body only drastic measures will ensure complete recovery. There is no known antidote for men.
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WHAT TO DO WHEN ATTACKED:
TOURNIQUET: Do not apply a tourniquet as the venom is too deep in the body to be affected.
CUTTING THE WOUND: This would be completely unnecessary and ineffective as the bleeding will stop after a few weeks anyhow.
SUCKING THE WOUND: This method is the most popular with the victim, but so far has not been reported to have led to any success.
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SEARCHING FOR ANTI-VENOM:
1. Place four fingers of the right hand around the neck of the reptile, with the thumb in the front.
2. Grip firmly and move the hand in an upwards and downwards motion.
3. This will result in the snake becoming highly aggressive, very rigid and start spitting. The time taken for this milking process depends entirely on the milker and the last time the snake attacked.
4. Once milked, the snake should be harmless for about 20 minutes.
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CONCLUSION:
This snake, although it is very aggressive and active, is not necessarily a vermin, and treated with the right respect, makes a wonderful pet.   
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| Jun 30, 2010 @ 6:06 PM |
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RevDocLove
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 Dear Penis, I don't think I love you anymore  
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| Jul 1, 2010 @ 8:48 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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 ...that was pretty funny guys!!!!
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| Jul 1, 2010 @ 10:18 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Yep..We be HI-larious  
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 2:59 AM |
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tassie1
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g'day , hows life in blah, blah land today
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 3:22 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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It's frickin awesome mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 5:15 AM |
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tassie1
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well I wouldn't get that carried away , well over here anyways. 
at least I'm glad something is working out for one of us three mugs-kateers 
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 8:57 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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I was being facicious....or a smartazz 
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 9:18 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Same old shit for me.. 
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| Jul 2, 2010 @ 9:33 PM |
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tassie1
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my wife's a magician, I gave her $100 the other day a nd she turned into a shop 
do ya know which letter is a pirates favourite ?
i bet you were going to say RRRR, but you'd be wrong, its the C.
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| Jul 3, 2010 @ 11:52 PM |
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| Jul 4, 2010 @ 7:43 AM |
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RevDocLove
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C as in C C Rider???? Or sea??
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| Jul 4, 2010 @ 7:51 AM |
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tassie1
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the wet stuff
we gots some new wheels too. 
got a subaru outback this time, cheap as chips too
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| Jul 4, 2010 @ 7:22 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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how much was it ..iffin' ya dont mind me askin'?
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| Jul 5, 2010 @ 7:28 AM |
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tassie1
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'bout as much as a reeeeeally expensive bag o chips
$3 000. bargain. registered and drove it home too.
I send you a pick 
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| Jul 5, 2010 @ 8:54 AM |
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RevDocLove
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I like Outbacks Just a nice sized car
Their steaks ain't too bad either
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| Jul 5, 2010 @ 3:52 PM |
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tassie1
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Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles,and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Hell, no," replies the old lady. "I want four times in the rocking chair!"
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| Jul 5, 2010 @ 5:04 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Good fuckin' luck on that
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