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Jun 19, 2010 @ 5:39 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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You be cool
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 5:45 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Tass put the "oo" in cool
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 5:50 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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'Evenin' Miss Laurie
Whatcha' got goin' on tonight??
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 5:52 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Evenin' sweetheart ....well, I guess i'm home for the night tonight! I've already been to the movies this afternoon and out for breakfast before that...money is tight this weekend...and no friends 'round...so it's just me, my doggies and the boob-tube!! Ohhh and you guys!!!


Whatchu got goin' on there?
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 6:04 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Same ol' shit
Got a bunch of library books so reckon I'll read if there's nuttin' on my 12 channels
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 6:06 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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awwww....got any good books ya reading?

I can always send my sister and her kids over to your place and cheer u up...or is it, piss ya orf!!! haha
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Jun 19, 2010 @ 10:34 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Ohhh and you guys!!!

ever feel like an after thought doc .

we gots mexican weather today
its a tad chillie
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Jun 20, 2010 @ 4:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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you lot still stacking zeds

* looks under spunkys blankets mmmm, niiiiiice.
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Jun 20, 2010 @ 8:44 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Yep, I was four hours ago..Didn't get up til 7
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Jun 20, 2010 @ 9:28 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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ya like whatcha see eh tass?
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Jun 21, 2010 @ 6:34 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Nekky Spunky
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Jun 21, 2010 @ 4:39 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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might skeeer the ol' buggah
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Jun 22, 2010 @ 5:38 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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alas, i can but dream
love to see it fo'real but



A little old lady goes into a tavern and sits at the bar. The bartender notices that she is VERY drunk but goes over to find out what she needs.
The old lady says, (in a drunken slur) "Tarbender, tarbender, bring me a martuni with a pickle in it."

So he makes a martini, puts an olive in it and hands it to her.

She gulps it down in one swig and says, "Oh heartburn, heartburn, tarbender, tarbender, bring me another martuni with a pickle in it."

So the bartender makes another martini, puts an olive in it and takes it to the old lady.

Again she gulps it down in one swig and slams the glass down on the bar saying, "Heartburn, heartburn, tarbender, tarbender, bring me another martuni with a pickle in it."

Well now the bartender is thinking that this is about enough of her so he says, "Lady, first of all I am not a tarbender, I am a BARTENDER! Second, you are not drinking a martuni with a pickle in it, it is a MARTINI with a OLIVE in it! And third, you don't have heartburn, your tit is in the ashtray!

wots that ole saying......
if life gives ya lemons........................
say to hell with it an go to th tiki bar

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Jun 22, 2010 @ 7:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Yep!! The tacky Tiki Bar is still the best bar in town
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Jun 22, 2010 @ 8:05 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 23, 2010 @ 3:11 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Grab My Breasts!

A woman went into a department store and told the clerk that she wanted to return a toaster for refund because it didn't work. The clerk told her that he couldn't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

All of a sudden the woman threw her arms up and yelled, "Grab my Breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The clerk didn't know what to do, so he called the store manager who asked her if he can help.

She explained that she wanted to return the non-working toaster for refund, and he told her that he would not give her a refund because she bought the toaster on special.

Once again she yelled, "Grab my breasts! Grab my breasts!"

The manager was taken aback and asked her why she was yelling that particular phrase.

She replied, "Because I like my breasts grabbed when I'm getting screwed!"
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Jun 23, 2010 @ 6:52 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
rebelslady08


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LMAO
At least I can still get a good laugh by coming in here. Well it's been fairly quiet here on the home front. Hopefully I'll hear something from the old man tomorrow.
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Jun 24, 2010 @ 6:20 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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aaaw yeah, start with the old man jokes...
jus cos I'm 28 again tomorrow

if we don't have a laugh this week hun, gawd knows what else could happen.
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Jun 24, 2010 @ 9:19 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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That just shickles the tit right outta' me
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Jun 24, 2010 @ 4:34 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I reckon we should declare it; National Tits Out day today my friend, waddya reckon .
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