| Jun 14, 2010 @ 8:43 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Dumb fucker   
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| Jun 14, 2010 @ 4:28 PM |
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tassie1
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jeez louise.. I was only trying to share a joke with ya. 
but if your gonna revert to name calling , here's another one. 
A guy applied to join a nudist club.
"Exactly what do you do here?" he asked.
"It's quite simple," said the club secretary, "We take off all our clothes and commune with nature." 
"Cool," said the guy, "...count me in!" 
So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.
As he walked along a path, he saw a big sign which read, "Beware of Gays." 
A little further along he saw another sign which read the same thing, "Beware of Gays." 
He continued walking until he came to a small clearing which had a bronze plaque set in the ground.
He bent over to read the plaque and it said, "Sorry... You've had two warnings!"   
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| Jun 14, 2010 @ 10:38 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Re.. dumb fucker..Sorry I didn't know it was you Waura was with
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 12:02 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 2:57 AM |
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tassie1
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how do you get rid of cockroaches
ask them for a long term relationship
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 7:49 AM |
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RevDocLove
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I smash the occasional ones I see 
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 7:13 PM |
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tassie1
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don't get a lot of 'em around here 
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 7:43 PM |
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RevDocLove
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They showed up here last summer and the bait traps I put out
didn't work like they did in Naples..
That white powder stuff got rid of them pretty good..
That and I have an electronic pest repeller.
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 7:53 PM |
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tassie1
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we had plagues of tiny ants show up last summer, almost everyone in tasmania had 'em.
none of the usual baits etc seemed to work, I ended up buying a solution that you mix up in water and spray on counter tops and window frames. it cost an arm and a leg ,but they were all gone with-in a day or two . still haven't seen any since, so I went and sprayed all our other families places too.
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| Jun 15, 2010 @ 11:42 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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ya gotta be careful with those pesticides around the kiddies and pets!! I use an all-natural product that does a great job kickin some bug butt!!!
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| Jun 16, 2010 @ 8:06 AM |
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tassie1
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well they're no crazier than usual.
okey dokey, time for some cooking. 
Banana Love Cake 
Ingredients: 2 whole nuts, 1 large banana, 2 strong arms, 2 well shaped legs, 1 fur lined mixing bowl, 4 loving eyes.
Mixing instructions: Look into eyes, part legs. Gently squeeze milk jugs. Continue until bowl is well greased. Add banana, top with nuts. Move in and out until cake is well creamed. Sigh with relief, let cool. Do not lick the bowl. If cake starts to rise, get out of town FAST!
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| Jun 16, 2010 @ 11:37 PM |
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RevDocLove
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Sound advice I'm sure
Had to buy a battery for ol' Red today Fuckin' 83 bucks at WalMart
Should went to the parts store around the corner..
Prolly would have had a better selection..
At least it's got a three year free exchange warranty with it..
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| Jun 17, 2010 @ 1:59 AM |
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tassie1
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ooooh, touchy subject...
I've spent most of the afternoon swapping and changing batterys in this damn kia truck  trying to figure out why when you go to turn it over it sounds like its half flat, but after putting a guaranteed fully charged 15 plate battery in it (them suckers cost btwn $120 -$180 ) I'm looking very suspiciously at the starter motor brushes draining the power out of the lil buzz box.
its already parked at the auto sparky's , so it'll be fixed by tomorrow one way or nuther.
it better be anyways, its advertised in tomorrows newspaper. I want me new excavator and the dosh from that sale will top up what I need to buy my 20 grand machine.
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| Jun 17, 2010 @ 8:39 AM |
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RevDocLove
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Good luck..
I was wonderin' if it was the battery or starter solenoid..
Alternator kicks out 13.8 amps all the time so when it wouldn't start with out jumpin'
it, I knew it was the battery 
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| Jun 17, 2010 @ 10:43 PM |
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SpunkyRed
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yeah, I kinda 'spected it too
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| Jun 18, 2010 @ 11:32 AM |
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RevDocLove
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You be so schmardt ..Must be why you be so rich, huh????
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| Jun 18, 2010 @ 3:42 PM |
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tassie1
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ours only turned out to be a connection ,a simple fix for a change.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
She is not a BABE or a CHICK
- She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.
She has not BEEN AROUND
- She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS
- She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
She does not NAG YOU
- She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE
She is not a SLUT
- She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED.
She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS
- She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
She is not a TWO-BIT WHORE
- She is a LOW COST PROVIDER.
And, of course.....
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:
He is not a BAD DANCER
- He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME
- He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
He is not BALDING
- He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
He is not a CRADLE ROBBER
- He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL
RELATIONSHIPS.
He does not UNDRESS YOU WITH HIS EYES
- He has an INTROSPECTIVE GRAPHIC MOMENT.
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| Jun 19, 2010 @ 1:02 AM |
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SpunkyRed
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yes i'm miss schmartypants
lmao Tass
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| Jun 19, 2010 @ 8:42 AM |
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| Jun 19, 2010 @ 9:14 AM |
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tassie1
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and I even included the guys as well as the girls version .  
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