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Jun 9, 2010 @ 5:46 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Christmas in Australia? Sounds like Heaven!

with our mob all lobbing on the doorstep we prefer to call it controlled caos.

sitting back in shorts and a t-shirt with a cold beer in your hand sure beats that dumb-ass idea of freezing your ass off you lot thought up.
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Jun 9, 2010 @ 7:20 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Damn..Is it that cold ya' gotta' wear a shirt???
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Jun 9, 2010 @ 9:58 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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not if your my feral kids,lol

and young jess got frowned on last year for basically falling out of her top by granma hell, her nipples were covered and thats half the rage these days with mid 20 yr olds, my mother needs to lighten up a bit an git with the times.

and here's another chuckle for ya . ...grandpa

Grandpa Gets Oral!


The young fellow was about to be married and was asking his grandfather about sex. He asked how often you should have it.

His grandfather told him that when you first get married, you want it all the time...and maybe do it several times a day.

Later on, sex tapers off and you have it once a week or so.

Then as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.

When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year...maybe on your anniversary.

The young fellow then asked his grandfather, "Well how about you and Grandma now?"

His grandfather replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."

"What's oral sex?" the young fellow asked.

"Well," Grandpa said, "She goes to bed in her bedroom and I go to bed in my bedroom. She yells, 'Screw You', and I holler back, 'Screw You too!'"
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Jun 9, 2010 @ 10:45 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 10, 2010 @ 8:18 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Jun 10, 2010 @ 8:40 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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I know some people who are younger and like that
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Jun 10, 2010 @ 8:45 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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I know some people that are wayyyy older than that that are like that and nooo...it's not me
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Jun 11, 2010 @ 8:01 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. Baby stork is crying and crying, and father stork is trying to calm him, "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job. Mother and son are sitting in the nest, son is crying, and mother is saying, "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork parents are desperate. Their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns, and the parents ask him where he's been all night.

Says the baby stork, "Nowhere in particular. Just scaring the hell out of college students!"
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Jun 11, 2010 @ 3:37 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 11, 2010 @ 5:05 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Jun 11, 2010 @ 5:39 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold, blustery January day.

The daughter said to the mother, "My hands are freezing cold."

The mother replied, "Put your hands between your legs. The body heat will warm them up."

So the daughter did, and her hands warmed up.

The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend, and he said, "My hands are freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put them between my legs, they'll warm up."

The next day, the boyfriend was again driving in the buggy with the daughter.

He said, "My nose is freezing cold."

The daughter replied, "Put it between my legs. It will warm up."

He did, and his nose warmed up.

The next day, the boyfriend was once again driving with the daughter and he said, "My penis is frozen solid."

The next day, the daughter is driving in the buggy with her mother, and she says to her mother, "Have you ever heard of a penis?"

The slightly concerned mother says, "Sure, why do you ask?"

The daughter says, "Well, they make one hell of a mess when they defrost!"


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Jun 12, 2010 @ 7:09 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 12, 2010 @ 7:29 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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we got snow up in the highlands last night
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Jun 12, 2010 @ 8:50 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Now that was a good'un Tass
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Jun 12, 2010 @ 4:09 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I'm part Amish ya'know
yep, the po' ass part thats why I gotsa do everything by hand.
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Jun 12, 2010 @ 11:07 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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ya got electricity n runnin' water?
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Jun 13, 2010 @ 6:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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not really, our water just dribbles outta the tap when you turn it on, it don't run anywhere

A woman goes to see her Podiatrist.
She says, "Doc, I just got back from a few weeks in the Bahamas and the weather was so great I spent most of the days just lying on the sand. But the strangest thing happened. Whenever a good looking guy came by, I would get this strange tingling sensation between my toes."

The podiatrist thought this was kind of unusual and examined her. He asked her if she had this sensation between all of her toes.

She replied, "Actually no, just between my 2 big toes!"



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Jun 13, 2010 @ 7:42 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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OK...
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Jun 13, 2010 @ 4:52 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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Jun 13, 2010 @ 9:24 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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sullys on a role

Scott took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first, Mary?" asked Scott.

"I want to get weighed," she said. They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale, it read 117 and she won a
prize.

Next the couple went on the Ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Scott
again asked Mary what she would like to do.

"I want to get weighed," she said. Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Scott
lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to go next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded.

By this time, Scott figured she was really weird and took her home early,
dropping her off with a handshake.

Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"

Mary responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy, he just wouldn't way me
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