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May 4, 2010 @ 3:17 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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..IOU? ....ok.....but I want somethin big.....and flashy.... and expensive.

gropes tassie again.....
just to make sure he wasn't lyin about the wallet


and molesticates ynot again...real slow....
just cuz he likes it....and cuz I CAN
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May 4, 2010 @ 4:33 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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hands her a traffic light


will this do .
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May 4, 2010 @ 8:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Damn!!! now I'm lost
Is a traffic light like a Bud Light???
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May 4, 2010 @ 9:03 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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molesticates ynot........for free

*enjoys it for FREE*

*tosses some cash towards Doc's scooter fund...ponders just donating the scooter n writtin it off as tax deduction*


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May 4, 2010 @ 3:29 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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^^I'll take a few of those too...thanks!
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May 4, 2010 @ 10:19 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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thats weird looking shit, i'll have some green ones or some yellow ones instead thanx.
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May 5, 2010 @ 12:37 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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traffic light???......not exactly what I had in mind....but thanks ....

ponders all the evil tricks she can pull with her new light.....


yay! a donation for the scooter fund!...thanks ynot
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May 5, 2010 @ 4:50 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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* mumbles under his breathe...
well as long as she don't go wearing out the red light..


did I tell you about the canadian who went for his drivers licence test and every time he came up to an orange light he'd throw his bomb back a gear and floor it through the red light.
he kept this up time and time again , meanwhile the tester was gripping the door and the dash with white knuckles and a look of terror, when suddenly they came up to a green light and the driver slammed on his brakes .........
the tester turned to his student and asked ; are you colour blind or something ???
and he said, nope, my sister taught me to drive and i always stop on green lights in case she's coming the other way .
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May 5, 2010 @ 8:35 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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May 5, 2010 @ 8:36 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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*dashes thru molesticating the womenz...startin with Spunks ....*
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May 5, 2010 @ 8:37 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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startin' n finishin' with me ...baby!!!
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May 5, 2010 @ 8:44 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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hey , i found cocktails old nightime prayer.

Lord before I lay down to sleep today,
I pray for a woman who's partially gay,

One who's pretty, sexy and bright,
One who's fanny is small and tight,

Oh send me a woman who goes like a train,
Who swallows your load and wants it again!

And as she prays with this in mind,
She'd ask me to take her from behind!

And when I'm done I'll climb off and thank her,
Until you can find her, I'll just be a wanker...
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May 5, 2010 @ 8:44 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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May 5, 2010 @ 8:52 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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what animal has its cunt half way up its back ?














a police horse
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May 5, 2010 @ 8:53 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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thats true....lol hahaha
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May 5, 2010 @ 9:08 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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there's a small island just off Italy called Sardinia.

does that make the ppl who live there ...sardines
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May 5, 2010 @ 9:11 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
SpunkyRed


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hmmm.....I guess it would Tass!!
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May 5, 2010 @ 4:57 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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what do you call a messkin priest

pass-da tequila


waddya call an aboriginal priest

pass-da flagon
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May 5, 2010 @ 4:59 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Tuna????
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May 5, 2010 @ 5:04 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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a wife is standing in front of her hubby stark nekkid and asks seductively

what turns you on the most, my pretty face or my sexy body ?

the guy looks over the top of his newspaper and says,:

yer fuckin sense of humour...
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