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Apr 29, 2010 @ 2:16 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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Walks in, see's the action, leaves quickly


wonders if he can tickle her tonsils from here .....pushes her legs over his shoulders to give the good old college try*
keep tryin babe....your almost there


what did you say about an echo ynot?



come here tassie, I got sometin' for ya.

*smacks tassie on the butt and gives him a wedgie*... that's for callin' me an empty hole. Lol

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Apr 29, 2010 @ 4:05 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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who sez I'm wearing any

plus I didn't say you was anywhere near like my ex.
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Apr 29, 2010 @ 5:51 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

After 21 years, the son is old enough for his first drink. Dad takes him to the bar and tearfully tells the son he is proud of him. Dad orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.

With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

Swoooosh! A torso pops out!

The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy.

The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.

Swoooosh! Two arms pops out.

The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink again. The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender ignores the whole affair. By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.

Swoooosh! Two legs pop out.

The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God.

The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left..... then to the right..... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly.

The bar falls silent. The father moans in grief.
The bartender sighs and says,




"That boy should have quit while he was a head."

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Apr 29, 2010 @ 12:18 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Apr 29, 2010 @ 1:18 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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who sez I'm wearing any
well, I pull something from your arse...please don't tell me it was what I think it was

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Apr 29, 2010 @ 3:35 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I hope not , I'm getting to see how your mind works around here...
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Apr 29, 2010 @ 4:03 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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keep tryin babe....your almost there

i'll git there...
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Apr 29, 2010 @ 11:17 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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where you goin
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 3:04 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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where you goin
ynot was tryin to take me to the brinks of heaven.....but you're here, so we must have gone the other way .

darn....I guess now you'll have to start all over and try again ynot .......please
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 5:52 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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he's not still using that line is he ...
he used to use that on mama_taz yrs ago when we first came here..

I already know where i'll be headed when my time comes.

I'll be half way to heavan and some idiot is gonna ring me and say ; maaaaate, I just threw my last log on the fire, can you slip me down a load, I'm right out....
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:14 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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hey Tass....yano i never chase da' ladies...tho i'm not above trippin em' when they come by n catching em .....
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 3:18 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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@tass comment


*runs through thread nekkid*
Hi ya'll.
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 3:47 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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reminds me of that old song, the streak

careful, she could take someones eye out wiv dem nipples
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:17 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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too hot in here to be nipply......maybe I need a cold shower....I should head to the motel.........
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:21 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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hot here too...just done work out...need shower..you wash me i'll wash you
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:25 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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tongue bath?????
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 7:27 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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ummm Ynot
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Apr 30, 2010 @ 10:40 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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k...I'm all clean again....thanks ynot

back for more fun!

....hey where is everybody?

all alone again. *sigh*


hmmmmm.... * flips all the furniture upside down, and heads to the coffee room*.......... just because
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May 1, 2010 @ 4:46 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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what makes ya think i'd letcha come outta the shower to be alone
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May 1, 2010 @ 5:13 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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bloody kids, look what they did to the joint.
some of us have to do this strange stuff called ...work.
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