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Apr 27, 2010 @ 9:48 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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damn Kat....ya coulda just put it on ..once he tosses water on ya whats diff?? lol
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 9:48 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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I suppose I should fess up though

if mama_taz shows up I'm voting for her cos she has the most awesome bewbies call me bias I don't care.I luvs her.

we can't compete with farcebook these days though, she spends most of her time in there.
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 9:50 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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Woo Hoo Shake it but don't break it ..
It's already cracked front and rear
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 9:55 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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i ain't touching that line.
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 10:08 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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It's already cracked front and rear


still dancin...

and of course we would expect you to vote for mama taz..tassie....she'd prob win even if your weren't "bi-assed"

hmmmm wonder if that means he has two butts?
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 10:13 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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i just wanna know WHY were voting and for what......went out n come back n i'm fuckin lost
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Apr 27, 2010 @ 11:39 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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mama taz, kitkat and I, have been nominated for a wet t-shirt contest....didn't you see tassie with the hose over there?.....or did ya think that was something else he was holdin"? lol
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 2:51 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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in praise of our gorgeous redhead who's not feeling the best at the moment.

its prolly gonna be the only time I git away with posting this


Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something.



Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds

Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers.

She sighs and says, "Oh, crap, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again."

The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, "What's the big deal, don't you like getting flowers?"

The red head says, "Oh sure, but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air."

The blonde says, "Don't you have a vase?"



Differences Between Good Girls and Redheads

*Good girls loosen a few buttons when it's hot.
*Redheads make it hot by loosening a few buttons.

*Good girls wax their floors.
*Redheads wax their bikini lines.

*Good girls blush during sex scenes in a movie.
*Redheads know they could do it better.

*Good girls wear white cotton panties.
*Redheads don't wear any.

*Good girls think they're not fully dressed without a strand of pearls. *Redheads think they're fully dressed with just a strand of pearls.

*Good girls only own one credit card and rarely use it.
*Redheads only own one bra and rarely use it.

*Good girls pack their toothbrush.
*Redheads pack their diaphragms.

*Good girls wear high heels to work.
*Redheads wear high heels to bed.

*Good girls think the office is the wrong place to have sex.
*Redheads think no place is the wrong place.

*Good girls prefer the missionary position.
*Redheads do too, but only for starters.

*Good girls say 'no'.
*Redheads say 'when?'

*Good girls say "Thanks for a wonderful dinner."
*Redheads say, "What's for breakfast?"

*Good girls keep a diary.
*Redheads don't have time.

*Good girls love Italian food.
*Redheads love Italian waiters.

*Good girls will apologize, brown nose and kiss YOUR ass.
*Redheads will tell ya to kiss my lily, white ass.
thats our spunks for ya .
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 2:58 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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and of course we would expect you to vote for mama taz..tassie....she'd prob win even if your weren't "bi-assed"

I gots the most gorgeous wife in da world even if she doesn't think so
I'm more infactuated with her fantastic body than she is and I don't care who knows it ...

and she prolly needs one hell of a huge medal fo' putting up with my shit every day
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 8:47 AM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
RevDocLove


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And then there's the question..
You ever sleep with a blonde??
Many, many times
You ever sleep with a brunette??
Many many times..
You ever sleep with a redhead???
Not a wink
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 2:56 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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kinda makes me wanna color my hair red again
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:15 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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RED???? relay??
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:24 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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ynot?....ooops why not?
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:31 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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mmmm gotta love a redhead...yano i'll, be checkin to make sure the drapes match the carpet...soooo do good job
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:41 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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no prob....I used to be a hairdresser.....I know all the tricks....so go ahead and "inspect" as closly as you like
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:44 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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*picks her up ..sets her on the table......sits in the chair n grips her sexy thighs and spreads......................."for inspection people ...hellloooo" snickers to himself since he inspects with his *
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 3:59 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
angelofdebauchery


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*neglects to mention to ynot that I haven't colored my hair yet....just enjoys the inspection*
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 4:01 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
ynot7769


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*wonders if he can tickle her tonsils from here .....pushes her legs over his shoulders to give the good old college try*
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 7:35 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
alybai42


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Walks in, see's the action, leaves quickly
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Apr 28, 2010 @ 11:22 PM tassie's place.blah,blah,blah.    
tassie1


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heeelllow...
see what happens when ya leave the kids alone to their own devises Aly

what did you say about an echo ynot?
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