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Oct 1, 2006 @ 5:01 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


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Forgive me your majesty, I meant no trespass. I am but a simple minstrel sir, the teller of stories, and singer of songs not a king such as you. I do not think I would be worthy of your efforts. I merely came to celebrate your coronation, I have no gift for you, and I have only my lute and my words. Would it please his majesty for me to play? I would not risk the wrath of your royal man boobs!
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 6:59 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


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A song for you good king!

*Picking up my lute, I tune it before strumming a soulful chord*

I wandered lone through the land of Decatur
I grew weary the hour grew later
I saw a sight strange as a satyr

From the shadows the image strode
Man boobs draped in royal robes
Running from yon homophobes

A pink tiara for a crown,
He slipped his robe off to the ground
From his mouth a grunting sound

Took his scepter in his hand
Like a conductor minus band
“Declare me king through out the land”

His coup was swift his rule came sooner
So hear the words of the humble crooner
Tip thy hat to wise king Nooner

His rule ordained by ancient laws
The ladies swooned the men took pause
Insurrection deemed good cause

The coup was swift the end came sooner
So hear the words of the humble crooner
A ruler’s fate for good king nooner….
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 7:31 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
ponme


Posts: 1,924
it's early, i have nothing meaningful to add.. but that was brilliant!
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 10:12 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


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The minstrel will now take his bow, take his lute and his leave. Long live the King!
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 10:46 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
lipsdontlie


Posts: 3
juicedmonkey has my vote...i like a guy that is confident and dont have to display his stuff.
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Oct 1, 2006 @ 1:49 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
belle1010


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Very nice canu, i agree simply brilliant. Can I join the harem? lol
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 4:01 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
Dominus


Posts: 511
Let me treat that minstrel to an ale and a taco...

As well spoken as Montjoy and as well played as Thomas the Rhymer

Anon, dear fellow and Huzzah!
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:37 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
decaturnooner


Posts: 371
I see we have a court jester among us!

I will see if any of Danny Kaye's relation is available to play the part.
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 3:07 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
I told you Nooner it was all good fun.... lots and lots of fun... Damn it I had waaaaay waaaay too much fun doing that. I'll pass on the ale, Dominus, bottled water sounds good though.
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 3:36 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
Roadhouse


Posts: 17
A song for you good king!

*Picking up my lute, I tune it before strumming a soulful chord*

I wandered lone through the land of Decatur
I grew weary the hour grew later
I saw a sight strange as a satyr

From the shadows the image strode
Man boobs draped in royal robes
Running from yon homophobes

A pink tiara for a crown,
He slipped his robe off to the ground
From his mouth a grunting sound

Took his scepter in his hand
Like a conductor minus band
“Declare me king through out the land”

His coup was swift his rule came sooner
So hear the words of the humble crooner
Tip thy hat to wise king Nooner

His rule ordained by ancient laws
The ladies swooned the men took pause
Insurrection deemed good cause

The coup was swift the end came sooner
So hear the words of the humble crooner
A ruler’s fate for good king nooner….
I dont Care what you say thats funny right there!!!!!!
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 4:00 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
Roadhouse, you ever set your stuff to music? If not ever thought about it?
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 4:24 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
JJN4Fun


Posts: 2,999
Wow, look at all the sexy men out here!

Decatur, baby - you're still my king :)
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 10:17 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
JJN4Fun


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Danny Kaye? We had his albums when I was a kid! How old are you???
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Oct 2, 2006 @ 11:27 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
ponme


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Oct 3, 2006 @ 2:25 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
I'm calling a truce! I am laying down the Claymore, tying the peace-knot between hilt and scabbard. I'm not surrendering mind you, I just decided that from where I stand, if all the women are bowing to him, I get the best view....
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 2:29 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
JJN4Fun


Posts: 2,999
Canu, my sweet, I may bow for him, but I'd kneel for you...
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 2:59 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
OMG, stole some wind from my sails hun, I was going to remark about the king who never knew if he was being bowed to, or if they were bending over for another........

Just so long as he doesn't levy us with taxes, he can wear the crown
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 3:17 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
JJN4Fun


Posts: 2,999
Bending, bowing...who cares? From my perspective it's all good!
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Oct 3, 2006 @ 3:31 PM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,351
If he burdens us with taxes I propose we dress in fetish wear and trench coats, fill the squirting didoes with pepper spray, and storm the harbors. We'll invade the ships, looting as much porn and sex toys as we can, and throw the rest overboard. After the Pervert Tea Party, we can meet at a bordello and figure out what to do about taxes....
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Oct 4, 2006 @ 11:55 AM Hottest guy on adultmatchdoctor!    
JJN4Fun


Posts: 2,999
Quick - ring the town bell and gather the girls...the best little whorehose in Pervia is soon to be invaded by hot, horny men! Pirates at that...ooh, sounds ROUGH!
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