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Sep 14, 2010 @ 6:12 PM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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works for me...........now spread em
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Sep 16, 2010 @ 6:18 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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consider me spread
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Sep 17, 2010 @ 12:58 AM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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Sep 17, 2010 @ 3:56 PM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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is that the best licking you can give me ?
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Sep 18, 2010 @ 5:25 AM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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well for right now it is
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Sep 19, 2010 @ 4:43 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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do I get a coffee and a donut wid dat ?
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Sep 19, 2010 @ 10:35 AM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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sure and a side of grits....seeing that i'm in the south
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Sep 20, 2010 @ 7:48 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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grits here are differant grades of sand paper

ain't enough coffee in pervia tonight to keep my peepers open ladys.... I think I need to go stack some zeds.
have an awkward job first up in the morning I need to fall one tree into another to knock that down from where its leaning into a third one.
anyone want to come play with 60 ton of timber hanging over your head in a confined space.
its just like knocking over domino's if you know what your doing ... and if you don't, you don't get a second chance
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Sep 20, 2010 @ 11:54 AM The Coffee Room    
RJ53


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anyone want to come play with 60 ton of timber hanging over your head in a confined space.

Sure, why not. How confined?
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Sep 21, 2010 @ 4:14 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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well this morning i had a 2ft square space to stand in while I fell the tree beside the one hung up in another tree .
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Sep 21, 2010 @ 4:40 AM The Coffee Room    
RJ53


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That would be close quarters for two.
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Sep 21, 2010 @ 8:46 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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usually in tricky falling jobs its a matter of when you hear a loud crack ! drop the chainsaw and run like hell, the ones I use may be $2 000 each to replace, but its still cheaper than my ass

plus, i like to kid myself i'm original and ya can't replace me
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Sep 22, 2010 @ 12:03 AM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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^^thats for sure
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Sep 22, 2010 @ 6:46 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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plus I gotta finish paying for my house first
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Sep 22, 2010 @ 11:51 AM The Coffee Room    
69oak69


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So, I take it that you are not often accused of being a cheap-ass?
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Sep 23, 2010 @ 6:28 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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nope, more like broke-ass

when you work for yourself, no sooner do you get one bill paid off and another takes its place.
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Sep 23, 2010 @ 3:10 PM The Coffee Room    
SpunkyRed


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I hear that Tass
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Sep 24, 2010 @ 5:09 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It's crowded, dirty and full of Italians. You're crazy to go to Rome. So, how are you getting there?"

"We're taking TWA," was the reply. "We got a great rate!"

"TWA?" exclaimed the barber. "That's a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are rude, and they're always late. So, where are you staying in Rome?"

"We'll be at the downtown International Marriott."

"That dump! That's the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they're overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?"

"We're going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope."

"That's rich," laughed the barber. "You and a million other people trying to see him. He'll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You're going to need it."

A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.

"It was wonderful," explained the man, "not only were we on time in one of TWA's brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot. And the hotel - it was great! They'd just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it's the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!"

"Well," muttered the barber, "I know you didn't get to see the Pope."

"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the Pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I'd be so kind as to step into his private room and wait, the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the Pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down and he spoke to me."

"Really?" asked the Barber. "What'd he say?"

"He said, 'Where'd you get the lousy haircut?'"
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Sep 24, 2010 @ 10:16 PM The Coffee Room    
alybai42


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Spunky come find me at Facebook..That is my hangout..
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Sep 25, 2010 @ 7:48 AM The Coffee Room    
tassie1


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she don't like hangin out with me
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