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Jan 4, 2008 @ 7:10 PM Lines from Movies    
coltsfootball


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Time To Lock Down....Skinwalkers
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 11:48 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Major League
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Rick Vaughn: What's that shit on your chest?
Eddie Harris: [wiping his finger across his chest] Crisco?
Eddie Harris: [wiping it across his waist line]
Eddie Harris: Bardol?
Eddie Harris: [wiping it along his head]
Eddie Harris: Vagisil. Any one of them will give you another two to three inches drop on your curve ball. Of course if the umps are watching me real close I'll rub a little jalapeo up my nose, get it runnin', and if I need to load the ball up I just...
Eddie Harris: [wipes his nose]
Eddie Harris: ...wipe my nose.
Rick Vaughn: You put snot on the ball?
Eddie Harris: I haven't got an arm like you, kid. I have to put anything on it I can find. Someday you will too.
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Jan 10, 2008 @ 10:05 AM Lines from Movies    
mischief_36526


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"My name is Gunnery Sergeant Highway and I've drunk more beer, pissed more blood and banged more quiff than all you numbnuts put together."

Heartbreak Ridge
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Jan 10, 2008 @ 9:24 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Heavy Metal


Den: [looking at a beautiful, naked woman with huge breasts] She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation.
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Jan 10, 2008 @ 10:04 PM Lines from Movies    
aspiringwriter


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"Jack, how are the twins?"
"They're triplets..."
"My how time flies." -From Brazil

"Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." -obviously V for Vendetta

There's no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There's no knowing where we're going
Or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Oh, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep in rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they're certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)
Stop the boat. " Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

Not from a movie per se but the cheech and chong quotes reminded me of:
Knocking Chong: Who is it?
Cheech quietly: It's me, dave, open up I got the stuff.
Knocking Chong: Who is it?
Cheech quietly: It's me, dave, open up I got the stuff.
Chong: Who?
Cheech little louder: It's Dave! Man, open up. I think the cops saw me come in here.
Knocking Chong: Who is it?
Cheech louder still: It's Dave, man! Will you open up? I got the stuff with me!
Chong: Who?
Cheech: Dave, man. Open up.
Chong: Dave?
Cheech: Yeah, Dave. Man come on, I think the cops saw me...
Chong: Dave's not here!
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Jan 13, 2008 @ 1:51 AM Lines from Movies    
aspiringwriter


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"I haven't been fucked like that since grade school!" -Marla from Fight Club
This replaces a line in the book, "I want to have your abortion!"
apparently, joking about minors having sex is okay, but abortion jokes are too much.
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Jan 13, 2008 @ 12:59 PM Lines from Movies    
jagermyers


Posts: 90
Jack ??? We named the monkey Jack.....

" Now I'm gonna be real obnoxious about this...60 B. Cause the roads down there are hopelessly and gloriously confusin'" ...Katherine Dunst - Elizabethtown
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Jan 13, 2008 @ 1:01 PM Lines from Movies    
jagermyers


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^ crap I mean Kirstin ....
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Jan 13, 2008 @ 5:22 PM Lines from Movies    
DeviousFem24


Posts: 71
Jules from Pulp Fiction, mmm he's so suave!

"Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast! "

"May I have a sip of your tasty beverage...to...wash this down?"
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Jan 13, 2008 @ 6:32 PM Lines from Movies    
aspiringwriter


Posts: 456
Reservoir Dogs:
Mr. Brown: Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
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Mr. White (I think): I need you to be cool. You cool.
Mr. Pink (pretty damn sure): off camera, Mr. Pink trashes the set Yeah, I'm cool
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Marvin: I already told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.
Mr. Blonde: Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

Edited to add: thanks to imdb.com, I don't have to actually remember anything about movies.
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Jan 15, 2008 @ 1:34 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Pulp Fiction

The Wolf: That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.
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Jan 15, 2008 @ 4:45 AM Lines from Movies    
aspiringwriter


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Also from Pulp Fiction
Samuel L. Jackson (can't remember characters name): Brain detail, why am I on brain detail? Your the one that shot the n---'s head off.
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Jan 15, 2008 @ 3:46 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Red Dawn

Jed Eckert: How did you get shot down, Colonel?
Col. Andy Tanner: It was five to one. I got four.
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Jan 16, 2008 @ 5:39 PM Lines from Movies    
Natgoat


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' I'm looking for San Quentin . . _You_ know where that is. . Don't you . .
..@$$HOLE..!!!? '

~ H. Callahan
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Jan 17, 2008 @ 1:41 AM Lines from Movies    
DeviousFem24


Posts: 71
The Terminator: Sarah Connor?
Sarah: Yes...

Chick-chick

BOOM!
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Jan 17, 2008 @ 1:50 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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The Terminator

Kyle Reese: You still don't get it, do you? He'll find her. That's what he does. That's all he does! You can't stop him. He'll wade through you, reach down her throat, and pull her fucking heart out.
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Jan 17, 2008 @ 2:41 PM Lines from Movies    
DeviousFem24


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PREDATOR:

Dutch: What's the matter? The CIA got you pushing too many pencils?

Dutch: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

And the most classic line....

Dutch: GET TO DEEE CHOOOPEEERRRR

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Jan 17, 2008 @ 2:50 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Predator

Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
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Feb 5, 2008 @ 11:47 AM Lines from Movies    
Natgoat


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' I'd buy THAT for a Dollar . . !! '

~ Robocop
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Feb 5, 2008 @ 2:50 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Quigley Down Under

Matthew Quigley: Lady, you're about a half a bubble off plumb, and that's fer sure and fer certain.
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