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Oct 29, 2007 @ 11:09 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Full Metal Jacket

Private Joker: Ya know, half of these gook whores are serving officers in the Viet Cong; the other half have got T.B. Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough.
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:20 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


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"Thats Lucile you Motherhead. Anything so inocent and built like that just got to be named Lucile".

Cool Hand Luke

Clip - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO3aWRUmoSs
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:25 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


Posts: 497
"I wish you'd stop bein' so good to me Captin"

Cool Hand Luke

Clip - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoID=2013281156

[Edited on 10/30/2007 1:31 AM]
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:30 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


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"You city boys might be good at hanging paper and passin' bad checks, but us country boys aint entirely brainless. When it comes to the law, nothin' is understood"

Cool Hand Luke

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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:32 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Cool Hand Luke

Captain: What we got here is... failure to communicate.
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:44 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


Posts: 497
Its mostly Maui Wowie man, but its got some Labrador in it.
You mean we're smokin' dog shit man?

Clip (fwd to 3:10) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb7ZFpr5n0o
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:51 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Up in Smoke

Pedro: Hey how am I driving, man?
Man Stoner: [looks around] : I think we're parked.
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:51 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


Posts: 497
Next Movie

Hey man, I took home the company van and it got stollen overnight, what should I tell my boss?

Tell him you used the van to take out his daughter.

What? Are you fuckin' crazy man? Why would I want to tell him that?

Because he'll be so worried about his daughter that he'll forget about the van.

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Oct 30, 2007 @ 1:53 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Up in Smoke

Man: You wanna get high man?
Pedro: Does Howdy Doody got wooden Balls man?
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 10:13 AM Lines from Movies    
coachwaugh69


Posts: 519
hahaha.........I've felt this way



"Yes my dear, but by noon I'll sober and you'll still be ugly!"
.... It's A Gift
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 12:22 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Coach, does that also mean you like the old time classics?

It' A Gift

Amelia: Now look what you've done!
Harold: She ran right in front of the car!
Amelia: It's a statue, you idiot.
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Oct 30, 2007 @ 4:35 PM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


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Todd - "you know its dangerous for you to be in the frozen food section"
Shaldene - "oh yeah, why is that?"
Todd - "because you could melt all this... stuff"

My Blue Heaven

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Oct 31, 2007 @ 12:07 AM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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My Blue Heaven

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: When did your wife leave?
Barney: October.
Vince: That's when my wife left! What is it about the month of October?
Barney: I dunno. The pressure of Halloween? You never know what to go as!
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Oct 31, 2007 @ 3:37 PM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


Posts: 497
My Blue Heaven

Terri - stay out of my purse Vinnie!
Todd - I wasnt in your purse!!
Terri - YES YOU WERE!!!! What the FRIG is the address here?
Todd - I dont know. Number one happy street.
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Oct 31, 2007 @ 11:32 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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My Blue Heaven

Vincent 'Vinnie' Antonelli: Ehh, she's not my type. I like 'em... I dunno, kinda dirty or something.
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Nov 1, 2007 @ 10:24 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


Posts: 497
Do you have any carrots?
ut uh
Do you know where I can get any carrots?
ut uh
Than shadup!

[Looney Tunes]

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Nov 2, 2007 @ 4:43 PM Lines from Movies    
swyeter


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Elmer's Pet Rabbit

Elmer Fudd: That was weawwy an awfuwwy good weg of wamb.
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Nov 10, 2007 @ 1:10 AM Lines from Movies    
borachone


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Shhhh be vewwwy vewwwy qwiet I'm huntin' that wascawwy wabbit
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Nov 10, 2007 @ 1:14 AM Lines from Movies    
borachone


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Blues brothers
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses
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Nov 10, 2007 @ 8:21 AM Lines from Movies    
Sylvan69


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The only way to catch a doper, is when you yourself become a smoker.
The surest way to make them bleed, is to bust their ass, and steal their weed.

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