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Apr 23, 2007 @ 9:06 AM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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me248 said:
but I'm still waitin' for my assigned duty

Your duty is to keep me happy with whatever dirty little idea enters that pretty head of yours! **** leans back and waits ****
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 9:44 AM Looking for volunteers....    
DarkKnightWalking


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I know I'm late on this thread but...

Way ahead of ya here, been workin this one out for years, lol...

What say we buy an island, ( islandsforsale.com ) declare our own country, then....

Half the island will be for growing medical weed, which we sell to clinics...
The other half will be a Medievel resort that caters to the super rich....?

Our own bureaucracy, income and wild wild nights.......* Wicked Laugh*

I'll be Chief of Security and frisk all the incoming females....muah....
Only problem I have to work out is how to attach a blue light to my horse...
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:08 AM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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tropical island? I like that idea better. White sand beaches, crystal blue water, clothing optional (of course). You might want to wear some pants though, riding that horse and all!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:20 AM Looking for volunteers....    
DarkKnightWalking


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Got that covered too...

DK's Police Manual...Chapter 2, paragraph 6:

"Uniform shall consist of black leather pants with black leather bow tie and "cuffs." In case of inclement weather, a hat may be added, however at no time may the chest be covered so as to prevent rivulets of water from running down the manly chest, thus preventing the delight of any females who happen to wish to visually inspect their local Law Enforcement...
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:32 AM Looking for volunteers....    
ynot7769


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*hops in place n reports to work*
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 10:38 AM Looking for volunteers....    
TastyCupcake


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Well, then, I would like to be chief of security of ponme's island. That way I can frisk whatever cute guy may or may not warrant it any time my heart desires. Checking for hidden "weapons" would be a lot of fun.
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 11:08 AM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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until then you are going to hang around here?
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:05 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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BAND...I wanna frisk your puppy underside
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:09 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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have at it, baby! **** lays on back ****
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:12 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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um, you look so cute when you do that....now i'm gonna have to pet your bellie and tease a few tweaks toward your "dog"...watch it twitch

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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:15 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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I knew it. It's the puppy, chicks dig the puppy!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:20 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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...but, but, you do have a dog right?
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:21 PM Looking for volunteers....    
ynot7769


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*hops in n shows Shells the doggie*
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:31 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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tell BAND to not be shy about showing his puppie peter
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:32 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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not shy.
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:34 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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waiting babe
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:40 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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already rolled over and waiting. Don't make me go lick myself!
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 7:45 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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CRACK...ME...UP
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 9:09 PM Looking for volunteers....    
sumdaysoon


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already rolled over and waiting. Don't make me go lick myself!



wish i could lick myself.......
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Apr 23, 2007 @ 9:26 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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if guys could lick themselves, they'd never have a reason to leave the house.
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