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Jul 5, 2007 @ 10:12 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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across his hairy bush
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Jul 5, 2007 @ 10:36 PM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


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Braids?
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Jul 5, 2007 @ 10:37 PM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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french at that
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Jul 6, 2007 @ 4:11 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


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Hahahaha
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Jul 6, 2007 @ 4:19 AM Looking for volunteers....    
shellsmack


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wanna help me braid my garden?
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Jul 6, 2007 @ 5:37 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


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Yes.
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 12:24 PM Looking for volunteers....    
bandengor


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braiding gardens?
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 6:32 PM Looking for volunteers....    
me248


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volunteers to braid whatever garden hair I can get my dirty little hands on
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 7:53 PM Looking for volunteers....    
alybai42


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I volunteer to pick weeds out of Shells garden..
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 7:55 PM Looking for volunteers....    
Lisa46


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Oh shells I love to garden I'll help do you need my hands or my teeth??
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 8:52 PM Looking for volunteers....    
sumdaysoon


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aly come pick this........ .........and lisa i will need your hands and.....tongue....... ..........
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Jul 9, 2007 @ 9:24 PM Looking for volunteers....    
Lisa46


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okay sums commere and you can have my hands tongue aw hell take all of me
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 12:14 AM Looking for volunteers....    
me248


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*gets on hands and knees to help weed the garden too*........oooops I "accidentally" picked one of the dualdongdanglers.....*sits back in the garden distracted by my new toy*
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 1:24 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


Posts: 388
What's everyone doing in the garden?!

Ah, a bee!


**Hides**
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:10 AM Looking for volunteers....    
me248


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*whacks the bee towards HN, with my new sex toy*.....heh heh heh.....better run HN cuz it's really pissed now!
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:15 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


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**Screeches and runs in frantic circles before leaping over a bush and hiding behind Me, with hopes that the bee will become confused and explode**
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:27 AM Looking for volunteers....    
me248


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**Screeches and runs in frantic circles before leaping over a bush and hiding behind Me, with hopes that the bee will become confused and explode**
LMFAO

quit it....don't be hiding behind me..*pushes HN back in front to use as a shield * ........*then thinks quick* hey, don't you have special powers or something.....why don't you use your mind control to send the bee away.
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:32 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


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Yeah I DO have super powers.
But only the ability to turn day into night, shapeshit, and seduce balloons.
A BEE COULD POP A BALLOON.
And unless I shapeshift into a brick, it will still get me!
And I won't be able to run, because apparently BRICKS DON'T HAVE LIMBS.



**Squeals and hopes that the high girlish pitch of this will scare the bee away**
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:45 AM Looking for volunteers....    
me248


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rolls around laughing hysterically at the sound of HN's squeal....

OUCH!!!!! ......ummmm I think you can forget about the bee now....*pulls squashed bee off my butt and wiggles it in front of HN's face*..... I think it's dead.
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Jul 10, 2007 @ 2:48 AM Looking for volunteers....    
HER_NIGHTMARE


Posts: 388
**Gasps**

You're my new hero.
Bee Slayer.


**Ceases to squeal and flail**
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