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Feb 21, 2007 @ 10:43 PM Sex and a lack there of.

Manillakat

Posts: 2 Okay here goes nothin......................
First of all I'm by no means stupid or lack what's neccessary to be a good lover.
Yet for some reason i am about a year abstinent and not loving it. I think i randomly sign into a new dating site every month and forget about it after it brings no luck or pussy to the table.

I'm not a male chauvanist and I'm actually quite chivalrous but yet i can't seem to attract a girlfriend let alone fuckbuddy or anyting to make my quality of life any better. It's becoming quite tedious and lonely without physical contact in my life and i'm about ready to snap on the next person who says something like " it could be worse".

Will some fricking sexy angel descend upon my cock one day in the near future or will i die an old man with blue balls? anyone................................?

Feb 24, 2007 @ 5:44 AM Sex and a lack there of.

canuhelpme258

Posts: 3,356
Will some fricking sexy angel descend upon my cock one day in the near future or will i die an old man with blue balls
Me thinks wording like that will cause you to die of terminal horniness!

Feb 26, 2007 @ 8:32 PM Sex and a lack there of.

Manillakat

Posts: 2 true dat, i just had to vent.
Most Likely causes of death in my particular situation are as follows however.
- One day i finally get a bill in the mail the causes me an aneurism.
- I bail snowboarding and impale myself on someone elses ski pole.
- I'm seen falling back to earth from the stratosphere after trying to hitch a ride on a space shuttle.
- my favourite, I will be driving elvis's pink cadillac into the grand canyon with an entire squad of apache helicopters shooting missiles at me after i fly off the cliff, little to their knowledge the trunk is loaded full of tnt, I get away safely by ditching the car opening my parachute and then get mauled by a flock of bald eagles on the way down to earth. when i finally land i am still alive and able to run to the tourists help booth only to be robbed by a gang of bikers with chains and guns, after being beaten to a pulp by them i crawl to the road to be hit by the ambulance on the way to where my car landed.
-last but not least, I'll die of shock once i finally find a girl i love and loves me back it seems.

Feb 26, 2007 @ 9:11 PM Sex and a lack there of.

tlc0766

Posts: 991 Sex??? what's sex??????

Feb 26, 2007 @ 9:25 PM Sex and a lack there of.

zaralyon

Posts: 336 Its that fantasy we dream we will someday get.

Mar 2, 2007 @ 7:00 PM Sex and a lack there of.

40yearoldvirgin

Posts: 455 That's what hookers are for young lad!

Mar 8, 2007 @ 1:24 AM Sex and a lack there of.

Blueyesprkln

Posts: 300 Just had to find somewhere to use this one. I think it's a riot.

Mar 16, 2007 @ 2:14 AM Sex and a lack there of.

Natasha6972

Posts: 447 That is so bad Blueyes... and probably the best sex I'll see for a while....

Mar 16, 2007 @ 2:21 AM Sex and a lack there of.

belle1010

Posts: 2,908 Go Tony!

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