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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 12:10 PM |
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bandengor
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1. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives. 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:23 PM |
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ponme
Posts: 1,929
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2. Bad sex is better than NO sex.
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:45 PM |
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bandengor
Posts: 7,157
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3.When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
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| Nov 30, 2006 @ 7:35 AM |
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ponme
Posts: 1,929
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4. Making lemonade does not mean that life will stop handing you lemons!
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| Nov 30, 2006 @ 8:21 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,631
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Maybe it is impossible but what if it weren't?
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| Nov 30, 2006 @ 9:41 AM |
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bandengor
Posts: 7,157
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6. If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 5:16 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,631
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7. When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who is supposed to read it? The dog?
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 5:22 AM |
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maureen34
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If it sounds to good to be true it probably isn't
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 10:00 AM |
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bandengor
Posts: 7,157
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9. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 10:31 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,631
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10. The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 9:20 PM |
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sundance64
Posts: 1,572
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11. "We see with our eyes. We know with our hearts, Outside...Inside."
-Cantus Fraggle
**From Jim Henson's 'It ain't easy being green'**
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| Dec 1, 2006 @ 10:41 PM |
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belle1010
Posts: 2,842
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Why do today what you can put off til tomorrow? - Procrastinators Mantra
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 9:22 AM |
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bandengor
Posts: 7,157
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13. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 10:02 AM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,631
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14. If you cannot change your mind, are you sure you have one?
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 10:17 AM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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15. Remember, where ever you go, there you are.
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 10:21 AM |
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Looking4ever
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Just for Reily...
16. You keys are probably in the last place you look for them. 
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 10:26 AM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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*thinks, where would last last place I would look be?*
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 10:28 AM |
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Looking4ever
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***telepatheticly tells Reily...the place your keys are...would be stupid to keep looking if you find them, wouldn't it?***
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 5:14 PM |
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bandengor
Posts: 7,157
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17. Is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness of the bread?
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| Dec 4, 2006 @ 6:16 PM |
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ponme
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18. No matter how fast you paddle, you can never row uphill.
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