| Sep 20, 2006 @ 3:54 PM |
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Looking4ever
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You definitely have the brains.
Cocks on video? Or in pictures? I prefer in person myself. But that's just me. Crazy, I know.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 3:59 PM |
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decaturnooner
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Notice how off topic this is!
I like breast, just not man-boobs
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 4:02 PM |
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Looking4ever
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I think you were the one that derailed it.
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 4:33 PM |
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decaturnooner
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You are always making me feel guilty 
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 7:53 PM |
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JJN4Fun
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And for very good reason...you're naughty!
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 9:16 PM |
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ponme
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And if you keep being naughty I might give you a video spanking since.. wait let me adjust my boobs.. i'm getting a transmission..
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| Sep 20, 2006 @ 11:37 PM |
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Dominus
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THIS IS DOMINUS
TRANSMITTING THROUGH PONME'S BOOBS
STOP THIS DIGRESSION NOW
CONTINUE TO TALK ABOUT LUSCOUS GLOBES
OR ELSE
THAT IS ALL
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 8:34 AM |
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JJN4Fun
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Wow, that almost sounded like the great and powerful Oz! Impressive! Okay, back to boobs...
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 9:30 AM |
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decaturnooner
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Probably just the Richard Pryor version of "Oz"!
Now I have am having Nipsy Russell flashbacks!
Back to focusing on "global" warming!
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 10:51 AM |
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Dominus
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You're right...probably wouldn't work with either version of Oz. I've been told I sound more like the Moviephone guy with a deeper voice.
"If you'd like to select one night stand press the left boob now. If you'd like other options, press the right boob. Your selection is incorrect. If you would like more time to decide, or if you need help choosing, press the navel."
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 11:12 AM |
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ponme
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 Greaaaaaaaat! Now they don't just talk TO my boobs, they talk through them.. isn't this a grand howd'yado?
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 11:48 AM |
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JJN4Fun
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Yeah, what is it with men and talking TO breasts, anyway? Has a man ever had a woman talk to his crotch (and as part of sex does not count!) LOL I just pictured that...
Okay, here's a question: does anyone know where the slang terms for breasts come from? Tits? Knockers? I know there are more...
[Edited on 9/21/2006 12:01 PM]
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 12:06 PM |
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decaturnooner
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I don't know if you talk to cocks but I talk to mine all the time.
His name is Shemp!
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 12:46 PM |
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ponme
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Shemp? Shemp Wooley? I'd talk to Shemp but he obviously doesn't type.
Euphamisms for bewbage..
Angel Cakes Double-Whammies Loaves PT Boats
Apples Dueling Banjos Loblollies Pumpkins
Balboas Dugs Love Melons Rangoons
Balloons Dumplings Love Muffins Rib Balloons
Bangers Dunes Lulus Rib Cushions
Bangles Ear Muffs Macaroons Rivets
Bassoons Eclairs Mambos Roundies
Baubles Eggplants Mammaries Sandbags
Bazongas Enchiladas Mammies Satellites
Bazookas Flapjacks Mams Scones
Bazooms Flappers Mangos Scoops
Beacons Flesh Bulbs Marangos Set
Beanbags Flesh Melons Maraschinos Shakers
Bebops Floaters Marimbas Shebas
Betty Boops Floats Mau Maus Shimmies
Big Boppers Fog Lights Mausers Silos
Bikini Stuffers Fried Eggs Meatballs Skin Sacks
Billibongs Fun Bags Meat Loaves Skooners
Blinkers Gagas Melons Smoothies
Bombers Garbos Milk Cans Snuggle Pups
Bombshells Gazingas Milk Fountains Spark Plugs
Bonbons Gazongas Milk Shakes Specials
Bongos Glands Molehills Spheres
Bonkers Globelets Mommas Spongecakes
Boobers Globes Mondos Spuds
Boobies Gob Stoppers Montezumas Stacks
Boobs Gongas Moo Moos Stuffing
Boops Goombas Mother Lodes Sugarplums
Bops Grapefruits Mounds Sweater Meat
Bosom Grillwork Mountain Peaks Sweater Puffs
Boulders Guavas Muchachas Sweet Rolls
Bouncers Gum Drops Muffins Tahitis
Bra Buddies Handsets Mulligans Tamales
Bra Stuffers Hand Warmers Mushmelons Tartugas
Bronskis Headers Nancies Tatas
Bubbas Headlamps Nectarines Tattlers
Bubbies Headlights Niblets Teats
Buds Headphones Nibs Tetons
Bulbs Headsets Nippeloons Thangs
Bulges Hefties Nippelos Thingamajigs
Bullets Heifers Nippers Tidbits
Bumpers Hemispheres Nippies Titbits
Bumps Hills Nips Tits
Bust Hindenburgs Nodes Titskis
Busters Honeydews Nodules Titters
Busties Honkers Noogies Titties
Butterballs Hood Ornaments Nose Cones Tomatoes
Buttons Hoohas Oompas Tooters
Caboodles Hooters Orbs Torpedoes
Cannon Balls Hot Cakes Ottomans Tortillas
Cantaloups Hottentots Padding Totos
Carumbas Howitzers Pagodas Twangers
Casabas Hubcaps Pair Tweakers
Cha-Chas Huffies Palookas Tweeters
Charlies Humdingers Papayas Twin Peaks
Chihuahuas Hush Puppies Parabolas Twofers
Chimichongas ICBM's Pastries Tympanies
Chiquitas Jawbreakers Paw Patties U-Boats
Coconuts Jemimas Peaches Umlauts
Congas Jibs Peakers Wahwahs
Corkers Jobbers Peaks Waldos
Creamers Jugs Pears Warheads
Cream Pies Jukes Pects Water-Melons
Cuhuangas Jumbos Peepers Whoppers
Cupcakes Kabukis Pillows Wind-Jammers
Curves Kalamazoos Pips Wobblers
Dingers Kazongas Plums WOngas
Dinghies Kazoos Pointer-Sisters Woofers
Dingos Knobbers Points Yabbos
Dirigibles Knockers Pokers Yams
Domes Kongas Polygons Yayas
Doodads Kumquats Pompons Zeppelins
Doozers Lactoids Pontoons Zingers
Doozies Lip Fodder Potatoes
Where do they come from? I unno.
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 1:42 PM |
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decaturnooner
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I heard that Shemp was extremely sleepy
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 2:24 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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You forgot "Rack" and "Bodacious Ta-Tas" :P
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 2:52 PM |
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ponme
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Heh yeah and chesticles.
Wake up Shemp!!!
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 5:41 PM |
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JJN4Fun
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That is the most amazing list I've ever seen! Damn...boobs are popular! (Which, I suppose, leads us right back to the original question.)
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 6:34 PM |
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Dominus
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Sxe: The term "tit" refers to any object that sticks out from something else. For example, if you were to break a loaf of bread and a bit of crust is still sticking out, the bit that's sticking out can be called a "tit".
"Knockers" is fairly obvious...the swinging motion (particularly while having sex) is reminiscent of a door knocker.
I won't go on about the whole list, but part of one of my sex classes focused just on sexual nicknames for body parts.
You want to get some really odd ones...talk to anyone who reads romance novels regularly.
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| Sep 21, 2006 @ 6:49 PM |
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ponme
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And calling them puppies comes from "oh my gawd, looks like she is smuggling puppies under her sweater!"
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