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Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?


Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:00 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
shellsmack


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I mean really. I want to see my man with hair pouring out his crack. What about you?

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Oct 8, 2007 @ 11:09 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
jjhxjpb


Posts: 887
No, I cant say that I want to see your man with hair pouring out his ass crack...


But if you HAVE pictures please share
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 2:10 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
beantown_bonnie


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I like hair on a man but not there
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 6:08 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
Playguy40


Posts: 46
Shells, Why do I get the impression that you've already seen it and now you're just being sarcastic.

How would one know if they have one or is it that I am flexibility challenged and I am one of the few that doesn't know it. It doesn't seem like the kind of thing you'd want to ask someone to check for you. "Do these pants make my crack look hairy?".
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:28 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
shellsmack


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Hairy-crack...me...up!!

And JJ, you crack me up too girl
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:30 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
shellsmack


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I really like to reach back to caress his butt cheeks and then run my fingers down his crack to find all this luscious hair sticking out the back.

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Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:33 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
Playguy40


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If his crack hair began receeding, would he have to grow part of it longer so he could do a comb-over?
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:45 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
40yearoldvirgin


Posts: 455
And all this time I've been putting the rogain on the top of my head. Do they make a special rogain for your ass? Think I'll ask the pharmacist.
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 7:54 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
SexPet


Posts: 1,061


oh SHELLS



love you!
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Oct 8, 2007 @ 11:52 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
Playguy40


Posts: 46
Well, 40Yo, you could join the ass crack hair club for men and not just be the president but also a client. Have an ass crack-toupee that you have to keep on a Styrofoam ass on the dresser beside your bed at night.

Have those snaps implanted within the buttocks so in the morning snap the rug in before you get dressed for work.
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Oct 9, 2007 @ 8:02 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
jjhxjpb


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Oct 9, 2007 @ 7:41 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
40yearoldvirgin


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But what if my ass toupee fell off during sex? That might be pretty embarassing. I don't need that kind of trauma - I could end up being the 50yearoldvirgin.
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Oct 9, 2007 @ 9:18 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
Playguy40


Posts: 46
Then I know just the thing for you 40... ass crack hair in a spray can. Just spray it on, instant ass crack hair!
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Oct 9, 2007 @ 9:25 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
shellsmack


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laughin' my fuckin' ass off

then comes the grooming...would you braid it or wear an "Einstein"? Or do they call those MoHawks now?

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Oct 10, 2007 @ 8:24 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
SexPet


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are we talkin' long enough to comb ?
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Oct 10, 2007 @ 9:19 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
Playguy40


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Hopefully not long enough to hang out the bottom of the shorts.
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Oct 10, 2007 @ 1:05 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
shellsmack


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imagine how the socks would be soiled
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Oct 10, 2007 @ 10:19 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
GILLYLOVES69


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Oct 11, 2007 @ 8:13 AM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
SexPet


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I know a guy whose ass crack was so hairy that I couldn't even find his asshole with my tongue.
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Oct 11, 2007 @ 3:20 PM Would a hairy ass crack be too much to ask for?    
DeDe54


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Excuse me, is there such a thing as ass crack extentions, cause I would like to see it braided!!!

And what kind a chair would you sit in at the barbers, or is that called an ass cosmetologist?

And also would they like ass hair spray, we have to keep it in place.

And when they decided to shave it, would they use an ass razor, or an electric?

I mean, I have so many questions, and not enough time to ask them!!


I LOVE YOU SHELLI!!!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
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