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| Aug 26, 2007 @ 11:10 PM |
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SexPet
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I'm not the most beautiful woman in the world, but I do have a certain sexiness that I think is alluring plus other good qualities that add to the package.. I don't understand why I have to go without sex. I feel like I was made for sex and living without it seems like the most pointless life possible. If I don't find a release or all the passion I have clawing at me to get out, I feel like I'll explode into a million fragments of nothingness. I really do feel like I can wait no longer. This may seem overdramatic to some of you, but then maybe you just don't have my high sex drive.
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| Aug 27, 2007 @ 12:11 AM |
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sumdaysoon
Posts: 11,781
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are there NO MEN in missouri or just stupid ones............  you are sexy as hell.........  
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| Aug 27, 2007 @ 8:58 AM |
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Guiltless
Posts: 233
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Drag your happy behind to Florida.....
You'll be in the sack with a young stud before you can get your luggage.
No one should be forced to live in Missouri, or missery.
Lifes too short to look back with regrets.
And I agree with Sumdaysoon, you are Georgous.
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| Aug 27, 2007 @ 2:01 PM |
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dman762000
Posts: 3
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Hell girl I live in arkansas and I will drive up to pleasure you if you want, you are one sexy lady and I understand your problem I feel the same way here.
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| Aug 27, 2007 @ 6:51 PM |
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40yearoldvirgin
Posts: 455
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I don't understand why all the women on here are not e-mailing me and offering to de-virginate me either! People just have bad taste I guess.
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| Aug 27, 2007 @ 10:06 PM |
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SexPet
Posts: 1,061
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OK, I think I found the answer. I need to lower my standards. I've been way too picky in the past. So, I'll settle for the bare minimum... kissable lips. How's that? Is that asking too much? OK, all men in a 30 mile radius from me with kissable lips, please step forward. lol
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| Aug 28, 2007 @ 1:31 AM |
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JesterDrawers
Posts: 3
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See? Ya blew it when you instituted the 30 mile radius!!!! 
How've you been, stranger?
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| Aug 28, 2007 @ 8:22 AM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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OK, I think I found the answer. I need to lower my standards. I've been way too picky in the past. So, I'll settle for the bare minimum... kissable lips. How's that? Is that asking too much? OK, all men in a 30 mile radius from me with kissable lips, please step forward. lol
we're gona have to work on that 30mile thing.......... 
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| Aug 28, 2007 @ 7:48 PM |
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40yearoldvirgin
Posts: 455
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DAMN!! I sold my lips to help pay for my new car.
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| Aug 29, 2007 @ 12:19 AM |
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shellsmack
Posts: 7,612
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babe, i know how you feel. i'm a very sexual woman too and there ARE times when i'm bouncin' off the walls and the Amish start lookin' REAL...DAMN...GOOD!
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| Aug 29, 2007 @ 12:25 AM |
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insearchof236
Posts: 542
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holy fuck Shells!!!! BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Maybe go parking one night in the buggy, huh????
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| Aug 29, 2007 @ 12:33 AM |
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shellsmack
Posts: 7,612
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awe, the sweet smell of horse shit 
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| Aug 29, 2007 @ 9:21 PM |
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SexPet
Posts: 1,061
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JESTER!!! Hi 
How are you? Nice to see you again.
Well, ... after much advice from several close friends, I found the answer. Apparnetly, you're supposed to act like you don't want sex in order to get sex. 
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| Aug 29, 2007 @ 9:28 PM |
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alybai42
Posts: 7,179
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 I have been doing it all wrong for all these years
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| Aug 31, 2007 @ 9:56 AM |
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GaDep6
Posts: 3
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I hope by now that you have gotten a solution to your dilemma there m'am. If not I would be more than glad to travel the distance and help you out!! 
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| Sep 3, 2007 @ 8:10 AM |
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iowa50049
Posts: 69
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Well I wish I live alittle closer to you. I think you are a beautiful woman and I would love to help you take care of your needs. I do dream of being with you and look at you when I take care of my needs. If I were with you I would do anything to please you and not stop untill you were satisfied. So for now I will keep dreaming of you.
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| Sep 4, 2007 @ 11:33 PM |
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JoKeR_ike
Posts: 2
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People there crazy? Your very beautiful for your age. I'm 21 and I think your absolutely stunning. Depends on how picky you are about looks and stuff.
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| Sep 5, 2007 @ 10:19 AM |
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fterrega
Posts: 9
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Hey, I feel the same way, how strange...
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| Sep 5, 2007 @ 4:59 PM |
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catman816
Posts: 127
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That happens all the time . I see the "hot " woman . BUT , none seem to see . I don't understand why . I the karoake in wisconsin . I live in oshkosh . have saterday nihgts in appleton . DID have one in green lake . At 11pm all the guys are drunk . You would think woman would be wanting to look my way . NOPE . I see fat guy skinny woman . fat woman skinny guy . what does it take to get in a woman's pants ? the line " let me show you my mic "
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