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Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?


Apr 10, 2007 @ 9:49 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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I bet Superman has a super stick and super splooge, but now that we're on this tangent, let's take it a bit further. The Flash must be a premature ejactulator. The Incredible Hulk must have a small one because of all of the steroids he takes. Spiderman's splooge would be ultra sticky, and maybe Batman's splooge would glow in the dark.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 10:18 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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The Flash must be a premature ejactulator. The Incredible Hulk must have a small one because of all of the steroids he takes



the Flash lol...i'm dyin here cupcake....

ohhh but Hulk...must grow as the excitment builds..and then turns green
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 10:42 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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A green incredible erection? Now, that's something to make you quiver or queasy !
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 11:22 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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Now, that's something to make you quiver or queasy !


he he he your choice right
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 7:26 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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Was there not a Viking superhero named Thor? I guess his stick would have little wings.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 7:46 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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Was there not a Viking superhero named Thor? I guess his stick would have little wings.



that or it might just go BOOM when he hits ya with it like the hammer did when he hit the ground
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:01 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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Maybe the little wings would just give a super tickle?
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:03 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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hmmm.....well it's possible.....*tickles her from behind ...n watches he giggle *
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:06 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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That's better than the type of wings they advertise for women on television.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:10 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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TC your killin me here............wings on tv
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:17 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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I'll take a condom commercial or even Enzyte one over those types of commercials any day.
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:29 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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I'll take a condom commercial or even Enzyte

hmmm can you make me smile big like Bob on that commercial?
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:33 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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Great; now I'll have to get rid of earworm from that darn whistling theme from Big Bob's Brimming over with Confidence commercial .
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 8:38 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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*puts on loud rock n roll to clear that noise outta her head*
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 9:22 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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Thanks, bunny boy. I'd rather be rockin' than thinking about Bob's shortcomings!
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 10:35 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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Thanks, bunny boy. I'd rather be rockin' than thinking about Bob's shortcomings!




*ponders what else i might do to distract her from those shortcomings*
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Apr 10, 2007 @ 10:47 PM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
shellsmack


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But Bob is so happy.
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Apr 11, 2007 @ 12:51 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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*hops over behind Shells to be happier then old Bob *
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Apr 11, 2007 @ 7:40 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
TastyCupcake


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Yeah, Bob is just brimming over with the new confidence Enzyte has given him in his once tiny soldier. He can't wait to show it to everyone!
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Apr 11, 2007 @ 9:11 AM Wouldn't Superman have super-splooge?    
ynot7769


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*eats 10more enzyet without tellin nobody*
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