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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 6:14 PM |
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40yearoldvirgin
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After seeing that last Superman movie I have been wondering about this. He could not mate with a human woman because his super-splooge would shoot so strong that it would go through a her like a knife through butter and kill her. Then it would shoot around and kill any other women within a mile. After that it might break up and impregnate every woman within a 25 mile radius.
Or maybe not. All those billions of super sperm would break through the barrier of a fertalized ovum and kill it, right? Maybe the last few weakened super-sperm would get to some woman by themselves and get a woman pregnant. But then wouldn't the super-baby kill the mother when it kicked? Wouldn't it rip itself out of a woman like that thing did in Alien?
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| Apr 2, 2007 @ 10:37 PM |
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shellsmack
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Nah...that's just like saying all really tall men have huge dicks. (they don't!!!) So no, superman probably has a little weenie!!
 
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 2:05 AM |
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me248
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LMAO.....virgin, you have WAY to much time on your hands....but a great imagination!
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 2:58 AM |
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ShadowMale
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I must be Superman.... 
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 5:27 PM |
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Playguy40
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Kevin Smith actually gave a speech about Superman and the impossiblity of him procreating during a comic book convention that I had read about. No, I don't go to the conventions. I just read about this in a magazine at the dentist office.
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| Apr 3, 2007 @ 7:34 PM |
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lee1624
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It was in "Mallrats" and they decided that only Wonder Woman's womb would be strong enough to go through labor with Superman's child.
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| Apr 4, 2007 @ 6:49 AM |
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40yearoldvirgin
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What about Superteen's wet dreams? He could kill millions of women. Ladies - get Kryptonite underwear!!
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| Apr 4, 2007 @ 6:51 AM |
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Looking4ever
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LMAO.....virgin, you have WAY to much time on your hands....but a great imagination!
Funny, ME, I was thinking the same thing!
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| Apr 5, 2007 @ 4:59 PM |
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40yearoldvirgin
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Well, I'm not spending my time having sex - what else it there to do but think of weird sex questions? Hey - Kevin Smith was thinking about the same stuff - I wonder if he is a virgin too.
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| Apr 5, 2007 @ 5:37 PM |
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Blueyesprkln
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Probably is.
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| Apr 5, 2007 @ 6:27 PM |
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me248
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Well, I'm not spending my time having sex - what else it there to do but think of weird sex questions? Hey - Kevin Smith was thinking about the same stuff - I wonder if he is a virgin too.
must be....because I can think of all sorts of good things to think off......mmmmmm, yes, so many possibilities......
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 11:19 AM |
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ynot7769
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must be....because I can think of all sorts of good things to think off......mmmmmm, yes, so many possibilities......
*ponders if they know that Super Shlong has super splooge???* 
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 2:42 PM |
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Blueyesprkln
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I'd bet he does, and we all know he's not a a virgin. lol couldn't be with all the goings on in the forums.
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 2:51 PM |
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me248
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*ponders if they know that Super Shlong has super splooge???*
of course we do Y.....it only takes one little peek to figure that out.....(although, I spent hours looking at him just to be extra sure)......but hell, I'm way up here in Canada, and even I can feel when the super shlong erupts! 
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:12 PM |
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shellsmack
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...yeah, makes Ohio shake too.
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:41 PM |
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ynot7769
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*dashes in and ERRRUPPTTSSSSS n passes out* 
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:51 PM |
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shellsmack
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shit, 'bout lost my beer on that one  
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:53 PM |
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ynot7769
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:54 PM |
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shellsmack
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hey bunnie-boy...is your carrot chocolate covered?
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| Apr 6, 2007 @ 8:54 PM |
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ynot7769
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ya gota taste it to find out ..........
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