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Mar 10, 2007 @ 3:31 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
shellsmack


Posts: 7,775
yeah, ride your face like a wild bull
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 3:48 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
Gem526


Posts: 995
who's up for my 12-incher?
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 3:51 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
tlc0766


Posts: 989
WOW I jsut love my bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!! wooohoooooo!!!
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 3:52 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
shellsmack


Posts: 7,775
I'll take it GEM...beats skull-fucking.
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:08 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
zaralyon


Posts: 337
Ok I'm a bitch from the coast, and that thing impersonating a man needs to find itself a blow-up doll. Its the only way its gonna get lucky!!!
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:16 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
duskytip


Posts: 339
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:21 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
tlc0766


Posts: 989
i almost posted to it when i saw he mispelled coarse he spelled it course which is two completely different words, I normally love pointing out a mistake like that to puffed up pompous asses like him.
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:21 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
KaliMa


Posts: 20
Thank you so much for the invite
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:25 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
KaliMa


Posts: 20
OH wrinkle. Hemmie cream really works , chap stick with vitamins like burts bees at night rubbed around/ And believe it or not mens products.

Do not buy into all that high priced crap. If you want your lips plumped sally hensen makes great stuff. You can also get nice buffed nails with none of the cuticle thing the dead seas chick at the mall tries to sell you for 90$ for less then 12$ at walgreens.


No budget Bitch here

[Edited on 3/10/2007 5:27 PM]
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:27 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
zaralyon


Posts: 337
The Olive Oil thing really works wonders for dry skin. And i have sensitive skin and it doesn't bother me so hopefully its good for you too.
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 5:31 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
KaliMa


Posts: 20
Baby oil and epsome salts is great for knees elbows ankles and hands. Its good for all over too.

Dont cheap out on hair dye or hair products though. Or eyeliner if you are older, get the stuff that glides on easy so you are not tugging on already delicate skin.

Cheap stuff like this is my forte.

Besides telling off a$$holes
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:02 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
tlc0766


Posts: 989
Awe righ Kali and welcome to HBC yeah I think I am gonna try the olive oil, I've heard that before, and actually I like dark shadow put on with an eyeliner brush that is when i take the time to do it LOL
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:18 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
ShadowsAngel


Posts: 429
Ladies... I just posted a small sample of my evilness to Kali's blog... you might want to go read it.
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:23 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
wvaries75


Posts: 3
sorry i'm late to the party, but do belive i fit the discription. definate hillbilly and been told i'm a bitch more times than i can count.......
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:27 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
KaliMa


Posts: 20
I LOVED it. Now tell about the ants.
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:32 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
ShadowsAngel


Posts: 429
The ants are even more evil...
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:35 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
KaliMa


Posts: 20
TELL I need help being evil. I am just an amature. You are obviously a master
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 6:41 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
ShadowsAngel


Posts: 429
I will tell after I get done putting the swiss steak, mashed potatoes, gravy, broccoli with cheese sauce and cheesecake on the table here...
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 7:06 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
tlc0766


Posts: 989
hey wvaries welcome you bitch you!!! and angel you are my new goddess can i come to supper??
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Mar 10, 2007 @ 7:34 PM Hillbilly Bitch Club    
ShadowsAngel


Posts: 429
Sure thing TLC... cum on over.

Now... for an explanation of what NOT to do with a jar of fire ants...

What ya need... 1 quart jar with about 1/2 C of fireants in it, 1 condom, 1 castrating band, 2 pair handcuffs, 2 pair leg shackles, 1 ball gag, 1 old and heavy 4 poster bed, several girlfriends who will swear on a stack of bibles that you were with them all night and know NOTHING about whatever the lunatic upstairs is raving about...

Oh and the lunatic upstairs... along with an erection on him...

What ya do is take the lunatic with an erection into his bedroom, handcuff and shackle him to the bed, insert the ball gag so that he can't scream... Then what ya do is shake the jar of fire ants... get them bad boys IRATE. Put the fireants inside the condom (trust me it will stretch so that you can put it over the mouth of the jar) then apply the fireant filled condom to his erection and apply the castration band to keep the fireants in their current location (inside the condom). At that point the fireants are pissed off and they are attacking anything that they can get ahold of... and the venom from their attacks is making the lunatic's erection larger (and more painful) which in turn makes the castration band tighter... in an ever-more painful circle of misery for the lunatic...

Be sure to wipe down all of the equipment that you use thoroughly with a soft cloth (an old diaper works well) to remove your fingerprints and exit the apartment (making sure to take all remaining evidence with you) and wiping the door clean inside and out of your prints. Hit the bar for a few hours with your girlfriends.

***********DISCLAIMER************

I in no way advocate performing this particular bit of evilness on a living human being nor have I ever performed this particular bit of evilness on any living human being.
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