Coming from a wannabe woman, you're just displaying a little projection, Doc!
IT'S MEDICATION TIME!!!!
Here's something from the blogs, a couple of months ago:
1) The Cocktail. The performer tucks Mr. Happy (or your favorite euphemism therof)
between his legs, so that his frontal nether regions resemble those of a female, and
his hind quarters display what appears to be a tail. Waddling about may soon ensue.