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| Nov 18, 2006 @ 11:53 PM |
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Giggl_Sprite
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I like porn, it's fun to watch and gets you in the mood (sometimes), but over the years, I've noticed a scene or two that just didn't work. Maybe it was just a bad editting job or they had to change actors at the last minute, but whatever the case the scene becomes surreal and most times hilarious!
For example; this porn film had two cops "supposedly" protecting witnesses. It starts showing a young couple fucking on a balcony and then the doorbell rings and another guy comes in and starts berating the guy on the balcony about having to go get donuts! Meanwhile, a sexy woman goes over to the guy complaining and starts stripping him as well as herself, but he's still complaining about the donuts! 
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| Nov 19, 2006 @ 4:03 PM |
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JJN4Fun
Posts: 3,002
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You mean, they talk in porn movies??? I never noticed! It's been a long time, but I remember the entire Flesh Gordon movie as being hilarious...
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| Nov 20, 2006 @ 8:42 PM |
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Giggl_Sprite
Posts: 523
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You mean, they talk in porn movies??? I know it sounds crazy, but its true! Ask Dom about the porn movie titled "The Fucking Elvises"
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| Nov 26, 2006 @ 9:41 PM |
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bbwgirl4u
Posts: 530
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Any chance we could just get Dom to dress up as Elvis and demonstrate?
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| Nov 26, 2006 @ 9:45 PM |
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ponme
Posts: 1,929
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Yeah, I second that question?
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| Nov 26, 2006 @ 9:49 PM |
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Looking4ever
Posts: 9,654
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Third time a charm?  Will there be singing? Dancing?
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 9:22 PM |
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Giggl_Sprite
Posts: 523
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Hmmm, I think I might be able to persuade the big guy to dress up, however he looks much better in a kilt....Dom has the sexxxiest legs!
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 10:13 PM |
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Dominus
Posts: 511
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No Elvis. I ain't shavin' my beard. I ain't ever been able to play no geet-tar. I ain't wearin' no pompadour. And I definitely ain't eatin' no peanut butter and banana fried sandwiches.
But I have been known on occasion to play dress-up. I have lots of medieval clothes from my recreation society, so I can put on a kilt, wear viking garb, or do the men-in-tights thing. I also have the coat for it so I can do Marv from Sin City real well, or I can always just pop on the suit and tie and take up an English accent.
But anyway...wierdest porn scene for me? How about you google "Son of Dong" and see for yourself.
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| Nov 28, 2006 @ 10:27 PM |
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belle1010
Posts: 2,908
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Have you ever tried fried peanutbutter and banana sandwiches? I love em! I think you'd look good in anything, or nothing!
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 12:14 AM |
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madman751
Posts: 14
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The strangest thing I ever saw was Peter North playing a superhero and fucking 2 villians. And when it was time for his cumshot, he let loose on each chick, goin back and forth!!! With some witty dialogue along the lines of "Take that UHHHH and you, theres yours...." Pretty bad, but I(along with every other man) wish I could spray that much jizz.........
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 2:12 AM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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but I remember the entire Flesh Gordon movie as being hilarious...
Is this the movie where thier on a strange planet, and all the hills are tits, and all the caves are Vaginas? I cracked up on that one.........
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 2:16 AM |
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sweetnasty1
Posts: 2,575
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I've never seen Flesh Gordon. I have however seen Edward Penishands! Anyone ever seen that one??
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 8:10 AM |
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bbwgirl4u
Posts: 530
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But I have been known on occasion to play dress-up. I have lots of medieval clothes from my recreation society, so I can put on a kilt, wear viking garb, or do the men-in-tights thing. I also have the coat for it so I can do Marv from Sin City real well, or I can always just pop on the suit and tie and take up an English accent.
I'll take the suit and English accent. Is there an emote for melting?
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 12:29 PM |
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sweetnasty1
Posts: 2,575
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I LOVE the English accent. It gets me every time. 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 12:38 PM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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I have a hillbilly accent. will that work?............. 
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:24 PM |
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Dominus
Posts: 511
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I have a hillbilly accent. will that work?...
Ummm...for maybe some "The Hills Have Eyes" or "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" fantasies, I guess...
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:30 PM |
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sweetnasty1
Posts: 2,575
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lol............hillbillly accent....so you would say things like: Git r dun?
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:33 PM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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lol............hillbillly accent....so you would say things like: Git r dun?
LOL........U Bet............... Get er dunnnnnn!........
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| Nov 29, 2006 @ 1:35 PM |
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sweetnasty1
Posts: 2,575
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Hhhhmmmm.....well that might work. I do like cowboys and the way they talk so a hillbilly accent I reckon may work. Bring it on!
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| Nov 30, 2006 @ 2:21 AM |
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reily
Posts: 880
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wooooooo hooooo, she like hillbillys, LOL
All kidding aside, seams every one always asks If I'm from kentucky, but I was born and raised in ohio, lol
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