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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 4:48 PM |
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Dominus
Posts: 511
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Don't go down the friends list, girls do talk
Ain't that a tweak to the royal blue nose?
Did not I say that kings that rise quickly only set themselves up for assasination?
But hey...why should anyone heed my words?
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 5:01 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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*chords used Am B C D (think four non blondes what's going on for the music not melody)*
So who will sit upon the throne?
so justly abdicated
Now the queen stands alone
sexually frustrated
Cobwebs grow on the crest
of royalty once proud
But can a man withstand the test
of libido's voice so loud?
Call the men to the round table
assemblance of knights
Search for the one may be able
show our queen new sights
Quell the masses uproar started
marshall law do bring
A lesson in growth retarded
or a retarded king?
Me thinks it time to burn the throne
leave monarchy behind
Though the queen not be alone
the bed she sleeps is mine!
Remember the words of this humble crooner?
A leader's fate for good king Nooner.....
Ponme, thanks for the perspie.. er uh inspiration
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 5:05 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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 i love this place... 
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 5:07 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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I really should record this crap.... lmao..... I wouldn't be able to hold my head up in rock circles, but it'd be funny
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 5:43 PM |
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ponme
Posts: 1,929
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heh shoot, Canu that's not fair.. that's good writing.. you're welcome!
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| Oct 20, 2006 @ 10:16 PM |
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Dominus
Posts: 511
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Another contribution:
Amelia stared at the plump, tumescent sausage on her plate and thought deeply of Hans and his manly ways; the way he cooked, sweating masculinely over a hot stove, the imagery of it filled her with desire - but when she peered outside and noticed the conspicuous absence of the cawing sea birds, it became apparent that Hans had taken a tern for the wurst.."
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| Oct 21, 2006 @ 1:12 AM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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I can't finish my supper now.. thanks lmao
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| Oct 21, 2006 @ 1:48 AM |
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Daized688
Posts: 657
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One of my faves...
"Show us your wit, not your dick"
-Ponme
LOVE IT!!!!!!!
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| Oct 21, 2006 @ 8:11 AM |
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ponme
Posts: 1,929
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a tern for the wurst.
Yeah, I'm a dork... but that was funny right there, I don't care who you are!
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| Oct 22, 2006 @ 4:54 AM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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I was eating Italian sausage with pepper and onions one of the few thigs I cook that's not nuk-able (is that word?)
I damn near choked the man has esp I swear....
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| Oct 22, 2006 @ 7:24 AM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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Mr Winkie winked at me
oh mr winkie can't you see
you're just not the one for me
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 2:34 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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Jingle bells
Ynot smells
the underwire failed
busty mobile
dropped it's fly wheel
that let canu bail
HEY 
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 2:53 PM |
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JJN4Fun
Posts: 3,002
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Jingle bells Ynot smells the underwire failed busty mobile dropped it's fly wheel that let canu bail HEY
Very good!
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 2:55 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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Jingle bells
Ynot smells
the underwire failed
busty mobile
dropped it's fly wheel
that let canu bail
HEY
now you want to REALY LAFF????
it's at da' kids...cause the noise he hear is...ding ding...craked flywheel or loose one ...either or damn trans is comin out part way..... 
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:00 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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you mentioned it like 42,345 posts ago. Fuck me sideways I like having a memory again....
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:13 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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you mentioned it like 42,345 posts ago. Fuck me sideways I like having a memory again....
you can't be talkin to me bout the fly wheel....only found out a few days ago.... 
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:15 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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oh it was a few days ago? then it was like 87,899 posts ago, you forum pimp.....
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:16 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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oh it was a few days ago? then it was like 87,899 posts ago, you forum pimp
well ummm...YEAH? and ?? i been slippin the last few days...jeez what will happen when i have to work???  
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:30 PM |
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canuhelpme258
Posts: 3,356
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Wait, I should have my dsl this week... yep did this on dial up....
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| Nov 1, 2006 @ 3:45 PM |
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ynot7769
Posts: 17,358
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Wait, I should have my dsl this week... yep did this on dial up....
not sure how .... i'd have tossed the thing out a window waiting
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