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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 11:38 AM |
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canuhelpme258
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^ Got your attention huh? ^
Where are we falling apart on sites like this. We are guys all we are doing is acting like we do when there is no mixed company. How should we go about establishing contact and building a rapport? Help us please!
Someone has to grow a pair and ask!
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 11:40 AM |
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sundance64
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You're doing just fine hun...
Maybe you should give a workshop or seminar...
"How to pick up women on AMD"
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:03 PM |
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belle1010
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Now i'm confused  The man with the harem of all of the desirable amd women is asking for help attracting women on this site? (I'd better be in that harem somewhere too, dammit!!!!)
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:42 PM |
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canuhelpme258
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Ok look ya'll leave me aside, give very generalized advice. I know I know it seems redundant, but still, I'm tired of hearing the horror stories. So before I go off in a rant about how some guys are making the whole of us look bad, let's try this for the others..
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 12:59 PM |
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belle1010
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First off, if someone wants my attention, don't send me a message that says "wanna play" or "wanna fuck". Give me something to go by, show me a little bit of respect for having a functioning brain. If all you want is relief for a hard-on go buy yourself a blow up doll. They don't talk back, don't have opinions, and won't complain when you can't find anything more intelligent to say than "wanna fuck", "wanna watch me jack off on cam", or "hey you're hot, wanna see my dick". I know it's redundant but i'll say it again. Don't say anything to me on this site that you wouldn't say to me in person.
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 1:02 PM |
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decaturnooner
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Wanna Milk?
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 1:07 PM |
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sundance64
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Ok,ok...
First of all...PAY ATTENTION!!!! If a woman has in her profile...NO MARRIED MEN...don't email her and tell her how good your cock tastes!!! You probably won't get a response! However, if you're married and you are nice and respond to forum posts and have great blogs...you might just get someone's attention!
Read what women are saying...I've read some of the women's essays, and alot of the forum posts. Most of the women here are not turned on by what I call "wanna fuck' emails. If you wouldn't use it in a public RL setting...it probably won't work on here either.
Read the blogs...all of them! Look at what women are responding to...read the comments
If you decide to write a blog...be orginal! Don't steal someone elses material.
Don't slam on others for thier lifestyle choices. Nothing will get you off the hot guy list faster...unless it's stealing material/pics.
Be honest! If you're not 6'4" and 240lbs...don't say you are. If you have a little dick...well, don't post a pic of it cuz you'll probably get teased. 
We women want to be respected...admired ...and yes sometimes worshipped. Every once in a while we even want to be flipped over and fucked like crazy! 
But don't ever let be the first question out of your mouth!!
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 2:10 PM |
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ponme
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Show us your wit, not just your dick. Show us your style, what makes you tick? We want to know you from the inside.
Wow, that would make a good song.. need to finish that one out..
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 2:11 PM |
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ynot7769
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sooo..in a nut shell (i'll pay for that later?) BE HONEST and be who you are!!!! mmm well hell i can't be ANYBODY BUT ME 
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 3:14 PM |
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canuhelpme258
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Ponme put it in Am, I love that key....
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 4:17 PM |
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ponme
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i can't be ANYBODY BUT ME
You might be amazed at how many try to be someone other than who they are.
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 4:32 PM |
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canuhelpme258
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Ok, I'll grant you there are plenty of flakes and phonies. I've seen a lot of the profile pics, guys and gals elsewhere, but they are not the same people I knew from elsewhere.
Now granted a format like this invites a certain amount of fantasy, that's healthy, or I think anyways, Dominus can tell us for sure. Example I'm not 25 anymore, but I talk smack like I am, fuck, Toby Keith comes to mind right now......
I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was
He wrote my theme song!
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 4:59 PM |
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ynot7769
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ponme
hmmm no i don't think i'd be that surprised....been in sales for over 20yrs and takes alot for people to do to surpise me.......and lyin..shit..most do it like its' changing a shirt.... now .on that pic theft!! omg..i was on the floor...what a moron ..i mean steal it i understood even but to use it on the same site you stole it FROM??? mmm maybe he's related to his dad is also his uncle? 
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 5:23 PM |
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canuhelpme258
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Somebody left a soapbox in another thread, let me hop on it for a second. Can I list my beefs with my gender? I guess I can hell I started the thread huh? I'm going to rant.
1 Picture comments, you guys are unimaginative and crude. Granted a gal expects comments like nice rack with a booby pic, but you idiots go to extremes. I saw a profile with two pictures, a pretty face shot, nice smile, bright eyes, and a bra shot. The face shot 0 comments, the bra shot 24... a good deal said, take the bra off, some got raunchier... no imagination.
2 Phony pictures, this adult site has a lot of the same profile pictures I 've seen on yahoo and myspace, if all you want to do is cyber, play at being the sexy stud, find a better place to steal your studly image.
3 Granted I'm vulgar at times, but constant hearing about some of you from the women, do you act like that in public? walk up to a lady on the street and say, "I'd love to lick your cunt bitch!" No you know why, it don't work there, and it don't work with the real ladies here.... uh-oh, I didn't just suggest that part of the cyber crowd is in disguise did I? Sue me, I'll go smile in front of a judge.
4 Misrepresentation of yourself. I've seen my own picture on a profile that had an ode to honesty in the essay.... rest my case.
5 This constant parade of one line blogs basicaly saying "I'm horny come fuck me" It didn't work in a yahoo chat room, it won't work anywhere.
6 IM's most people I talk to regularly, turn the thing off, why? Nobody knows for sure what's going on on someone else's end, popping up jerkin' your gerkin' without asking? Jesus H Fucking Christ in a side-car. Ok I'm going to hell, don't lecture, since my seat is reserved, a few more strokes of sin aren't going to phase it.
7 Don't go buggin' out over the flirtatious fun talk in the forums, it don't mean she really wants you to drop what your doing and come over. Sherotica can tell you about an over eager guy on the NC forum.....
I'm done, please feel free to add.... I'm just going on second hand information, ya'll got the experiance first hand.
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 5:49 PM |
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sundance64
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7 Don't go buggin' out over the flirtatious fun talk in the forums, it don't mean she really wants you to drop what your doing and come over. Sherotica can tell you about an over eager guy on the NC forum.....
Thank you for pointing that out...gentlemen, PAY ATTENTION!!!
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 6:04 PM |
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ynot7769
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well said...
the wisdom of canu ....or just common sense? i'll have to ponder that a bit ...but STILL well said ..bravo 
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 7:24 PM |
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DarkKnightWalking
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Sure, I will add my 2 cents, muah...note the *** indicate my additions to what is already astute, deep wisdom and common sense all rolled into one.
The only scary part is the few neanderthals who have skills enough to rub two brain cells together will be taking notes so as to be just a little bit slicker off this advice, too.
1 Picture comments, you guys are unimaginative and crude. Granted a gal expects comments like nice rack with a booby pic, but you idiots go to extremes. I saw a profile with two pictures, a pretty face shot, nice smile, bright eyes, and a bra shot. The face shot 0 comments, the bra shot 24... a good deal said, take the bra off, some got raunchier... no imagination. **Personally, lay off any pics whatsoever. Read the profile and comment on that instead. Show you have a brain, can read and actually care about things deeper than skin.**
2 Phony pictures, this adult site has a lot of the same profile pictures I 've seen on yahoo and myspace, if all you want to do is cyber, play at being the sexy stud, find a better place to steal your studly image. ** Go back to yahoo if all you want is cyber or straight online roleplaying and made up personaes. This is supposed to be an Adult site, for Adult meetings and Adult interaction. Not that cyber is in any way "wrong." The key words are in Canus statement of "playing at it." Many people like to cyber, but they want to do it with a real person.That's not playing, in that context.**
3 Granted I'm vulgar at times, but constant hearing about some of you from the women, do you act like that in public? walk up to a lady on the street and say, "I'd love to lick your cunt bitch!" No you know why, it don't work there, and it don't work with the real ladies here.... uh-oh, I didn't just suggest that part of the cyber crowd is in disguise did I? Sue me, I'll go smile in front of a judge. ** Sue me, too. And if you're of that kind of a mind, try all your vulgar lines for real with someone before you try them online next time. See how fast you get knocked the Fuck out.**
4 Misrepresentation of yourself. I've seen my own picture on a profile that had an ode to honesty in the essay.... rest my case. **Always be yourself. I have said that for years to dozens of people, and still I have never understood why it's so damn hard. And you will be found out sooner or later, so why go through the time and trouble? There truly is someone for everyone whether its for a fuck or a lifetime.**
5 This constant parade of one line blogs basicaly saying "I'm horny come fuck me" It didn't work in a yahoo chat room, it won't work anywhere. ** actually it DOES work at yahoo. See rule 2. , but just dont be suprised when Big Bubba BUFU shows up.**
6 IM's...most people I talk to regularly turn the thing off, why? Nobody knows for sure what's going on on someone else's end. Popping up jerkin' your gerkin' without asking? Jesus H Fucking Christ in a side-car. Ok I'm going to hell, don't lecture since my seat is reserved, a few more strokes of sin aren't going to faze it. **Rude, Crude and Socially Unacceptable, period. Try that in a bar, just hop your happy ass over to a table of women, flop that log out and see what happens. Idiot.***
7 Don't go buggin' out over the flirtatious fun talk in the forums, it don't mean she really wants you to drop what your doing and come over. Sherotica can tell you about an over eager guy on the NC forum.... ***Which means to all neanderthals...if you took the time to check timelines and a few friends lists on profiles, you would be amazed to find out we who do that have been members awhile, speak only to those in that manner who are on our friends list, thereby most likely indicating we have also spoken to those same people in private messages as well. Don't drop in here the first time, let your tongue get in the way of your brain and hit on every single guy or girl on the forum because the wrong head tells you everyone's easy in here. Again, the real life rule applies, try it in a bar. Go up to a good sized equal group of men and women sitting around a table, and proceed to hit on every one of the gender you desire and see what happens.***
Just my view.
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 7:36 PM |
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ynot7769
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 another good one...i'd say i'm not ''deep'' enough to write one like it...but i'm honest ..i'm too damn lazy and hell got you 2 posting things i'd have had to type myself..lol...
ever notice how sometimes ya can almost be embarrased to be male by some of the absolutly stupid shit some other guy did or said?
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| Oct 10, 2006 @ 8:47 PM |
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ponme
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I think that CutieCarrie and I are gonna collaborate on a book of what not to say if you want to get laid... we attract all the freaks.
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| Oct 12, 2006 @ 12:30 AM |
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canuhelpme258
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I'm not emarassed to be male, not embarassed to to be myself, not embarassed to say what needs to be said.
I'm emarassed to be scared of bunnies though....
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