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the crap in personal ads


Dec 17, 2008 @ 1:55 PM the crap in personal ads    
Guiltless


Posts: 328
Guys,
How often have you read a Personal ad that contained one or more of the following:
"I love longs walks on the (Moonlight) beach"
"Cuddling on the couch watching a movie"
"I am looking for my "Soul-Mate"
"Searching for my Knight in shining Armor"
or other such pathetic Bullshit! These are all the sort of things that you might find in one of those cheap "romantic novels" You know the crap I'm talking about. These lead to unrealistic ideas, based purly in fantasyland. Please feel free to add your own additions to this " dating bullshit list".

Gals,
Ok your turn. We guys have our own "Bullshit" which I'm sure you tired of hearing..Lets have it!! Please all you own list of the WORST crap you see in Male personal ads.
"I'm six foot three and have a washboard stomach"
"I'm independently wealthy" (Ok maybe some are..)
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Dec 17, 2008 @ 2:34 PM the crap in personal ads    
tall_skinny_fun


Posts: 623
The 5 I hear the most are:
I have a big cock
I can fuck all night
I can eat pussy for hours
Can you deep throat
Do you swallow
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Dec 17, 2008 @ 2:37 PM the crap in personal ads    
Guiltless


Posts: 328
Classy....
and these guys actually think that this will entice you to thier bed...
These sound more like the crap they would send in an E-mail rather than one they post to describe themselves in an ad, but thats cool, it all points to the same thing. Dumbass bullshit.
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Dec 19, 2008 @ 1:52 PM the crap in personal ads    
atruenortherngirl


Posts: 79
I read personal ads very carefully. I think over 50% of them are bullshit
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Dec 19, 2008 @ 5:18 PM the crap in personal ads    
Guiltless


Posts: 328
And that's exactly my point.
You are an intelligent young lady.
You KNOW that more than 50% of each ad is pure horseshit
Why do you waste your time with them?

Wouldn't we All be better off if there was some integrity in these ads? If someone really has NO cooking skills, why not fess up? they will be discovered!

The "I can Fuck for Hours" Hero will disapoint you with a six second ride, and you know instantly that its crap, so at what point do you simply say...screw it.

If you read an ad that actually said what was on the mind of the user, like:
" I want to find a young woman who loves to fuck" would you pay any attention? Or would you rather look to the half page of BULLSHIT and give that wordy lying jackass a go?

I'm just curious.

I've been on this site for over three years and other than some on-line entertainment, I've found nothing of any real interest.
I have hopes that one day a website will appear that allows "real" people the oppertunity to make an honest connection, and start something of substance.
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Dec 20, 2008 @ 8:07 AM the crap in personal ads    
atruenortherngirl


Posts: 79
I read them because they are funny and entertaining and I like a good laugh sometimes. There are some ads that sound real though.
If people are really looking for a serious relationship there are sites for that and sex isn't brought up all the time.
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Mar 16, 2009 @ 10:04 AM the crap in personal ads    
shoora


Posts: 46
umm,....
I think the worst adds are the ones that go on and on
like some guys write some long ass thing about how they are looking for the perfect woman and shit......
I mean comeone you don't gotta tell some one your lifes story plus women like a little mystery
also some of the adds go on and on in the opposite direction
I work a job and I want a girl that takes care of herself and no uptight girls blah blah
thats a big nono for a guy or a girl I mean come on if you post some long story about what you don't want it make you look kinda bad
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Mar 29, 2012 @ 1:12 AM the crap in personal ads    
StraddleMyNose


Posts: 4,528
I have received a lot of emails from women using the standard lines such as looking for a God fearing man, looking for their soul mate and hope it's you, to their a good person.
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Mar 30, 2012 @ 8:54 PM the crap in personal ads    
SweetestKitty


Posts: 116
The guys who say they are athletic and looking for a fun, fit, up for anything woman, and then you see a photo and his "32 inch waist" starts at his hips under his 45 inch belly. Guys who say they love to eat pussy alllll night long...only if all night doesn't last more than 7 minutes, maybe. The guys who say their wives don't like sex (she probably just doesn't like it with YOU because she is afraid of what STDs you are bringing home), and the guys who say they are tired of liars, cheaters and women who "play games". I mean come on...don't we ALL want to find lying, cheating partners who KNOW really want us but are just playing hard to get?
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Apr 11, 2012 @ 3:14 PM the crap in personal ads    
Guiltless


Posts: 328
So what options are left?

Do we play along with these jackasses, in the hopes that maybe MAYBE there's one decent person in the stack of losers?

Some people have turned to local Craigslist personals. But talk about jumping directly into the fire. There you can find some REAL losers. OMG it zips right past pathetic into something akin to "wal-mart" people shopping after midnight. Actually scary.

I'm personally not in the market for a mate in any form. However I confess to being curious about how good honest lonely people find each other. We all know you can't believe the ads, and chances are that if you go to Bars and restaurants you simply trade the Bullshit in print to the verbal variety.

So, how does it work? where CAN you actually meet decent people?
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Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:07 PM the crap in personal ads    
gypsy29


Posts: 101
I really like the ads where the guy says he is looking for a long term relationship, but he never asks about anything about me except what bra size I wear and do I like XXX position.... and if I ask anything about them.... say... do you have a job or no, I'm not jumping right into bed with you on the first date.. they vanish.

SO I have pretty much quit "looking" and have decided to just browse the ads and have some fun.
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Apr 11, 2012 @ 7:37 PM the crap in personal ads    
DudelRok


Posts: 4
Meh, I've always skimmed over personal ads. Either not enough information given or some nonsense they took from a book (or movie). I have nothing against fiction, but I do have something against being compared to fiction. Self written ads are much worse, as those aren't even typed up in coherent English.
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Apr 13, 2012 @ 10:59 PM the crap in personal ads    
SweetestKitty


Posts: 116
I have actually met some really nice guys from here. That's why I came back. But it seems to be a different crop of men this time. One thing that frustrates me is how far away everyone I click with seems to be. As to where you meet good people...lately I have found that volunteering for different causes is a good way to meet people. I'm not much of a bar fly, although I am a part-time bartender, and I don't have a wide circle of friends. Voluteering may sound altruistic, but it gets me out doing something I am interested in, sometimes it's doing things that get to challenge myself since it's not my comfort zone, and I meet people with the same values. You stand a much better chance getting out there than you do sitting at home!
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