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Jan 9 @ 12:24 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
And booze. Don't forget the booze.




I'm buyin!
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Jan 9 @ 1:13 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
up4grabs08


Posts: 9
Can't you get a woman to have sex with you without getting her drunk first? Your a poor excuse for a man never mind a lover. You need help bad! But being the idiot you are there probably isn't a woman out there willing to help you. Only the ones you can get drunk
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Jan 9 @ 1:23 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
Can't you get a woman to have sex with you without getting her drunk first?

Yeah, but...

I have to pay her to go away afterwards.

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Jan 9 @ 1:26 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
up4grabs08


Posts: 9
yeah pay for her taxi because your an idiot. I won't waste anymore time on you
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Jan 9 @ 1:46 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
yeah pay for her taxi because your an idiot.

Put that flame thrower away before you hurt yourself, child.

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Jan 9 @ 1:47 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
alybai42


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Jan 9 @ 6:14 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
RevDocLove


Posts: 5,365
C'mon!!! A girl who has a a name like 'upforgrabs' is fussy???
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Jan 9 @ 6:26 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 516
Uhh, I believe that is up for grabs, not up for grubs.
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Jan 9 @ 11:10 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
Mama_taz


Posts: 1,758
Put that flame thrower away before you hurt yourself, child

I am your age Mischeif and have a daughter up4's age and as far as I'm concerned she is far from being a child, but you on th other hand I have to wonder about
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Jan 10 @ 9:27 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
RevDocLove


Posts: 5,365
Hell...You're a child to me Mama
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Jan 10 @ 9:36 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
I am your age Mischeif and have a daughter up4's age and as far as I'm concerned she is far from being a child, but you on th other hand I have to wonder about

Why is that, Taz?

The good Doctor was not being honest with herself about what she wanted. Someone will have to explain to me why I should have avoiding sensing that. Why should I have not helped her relax, release her inhibitions and go after what she really wanted? You understand that she is grateful for that experience, right?

The Christmas Party babe was already tipsy before I even got there. That one doesn't regret the experience one bit either, and has agreed to be my date for a Carnival Ball later this month. In addition to having all of her food and drink paid for that night, she also gets treated to a day at the spa, along with makeover and new hair. All on me.

I did both of these women a favor. That was neither childish, nor immature, nor irresponsible of me. They got exactly what they wanted, and so did I. I'm amused that some of you people can't deal with that, and have to either stalk me in other threads, or resort to flaming me.

By all means, stalk on. Flame on.

Cocktails, anyone?

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Jan 10 @ 9:54 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 516
OMG, how the stench of superior male ego permeates the air!

You did them a favor? Oh puleeeeeeze.Just listen to yourself!

Do you really fancy yourself as that much of a stud?


snorrrrrrrrrrrrrrkkkk! Normally, I'd have plenty more to add, but I'm cracking up too much to continue...
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Jan 10 @ 10:11 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
"Honey, it ain't braggin' if you can do it."

Dizzy Dean
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Jan 10 @ 10:40 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 516
"Honey, it ain't doing it if it requires booze to elicit compliance."
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Jan 10 @ 10:44 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
It is when they come back sober for seconds.
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Jan 10 @ 10:49 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 516
Out of sheer desperation, no doubt. LOL.

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Jan 10 @ 12:09 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
Heh...

They are both total babes and I have photographic evidence.

You are really having a hard time with this, aren't ya?

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Jan 10 @ 12:23 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
alybai42


Posts: 7,179
Still on the same subject
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Jan 10 @ 12:49 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 516
No, I'm not having a hard time at all, really, other than that your attitude about women is both pathetic and laughable.
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Jan 10 @ 12:50 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 39
Still on the same subject

Yeah, it's getting old.

How about this for spicing things up. My date for the ball (Jan 25th) is getting pampered. I'm paying for for a day at the spa, complete with massage, steam bath, new haircut, nails and makeover. This was my idea. She is paying for her own dress (a "one of a kind").

When she steps out of the dressing room in her new floor length ball gown, new haircut and new makeover, she's going to look like a cool million. There's nothing sexier than a woman who looks fantastic and knows it.

Then she'll be treated to a night of dancing, dining, drinking and partying until the wee hours of the morning of the 26th. Then, we're going home, and she's gettin' it.

Rawr...
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