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Jan 5, 2008 @ 2:43 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
blackbluecaribou


Posts: 8
It happens. . . you may find yourself involved with someone who has a fair personality, but is a complete bore in bed. That is where i find myself today. There are only so many times one can fuck in military position before he/she gets tired of it. . . or so i thought. my partner thinks its just great and that anything and EVERYTHING else is: uncomfortable, painful, embarassing, slutty, unnatural etc. So here i am, destined to hump straight up and down for as long as we are together. FUCK THAT! I crave more stimulating situations like those before this relationship. huge cock in my mouth and in my ass. wet pussy on my face and on my dick. tits and ass bouncing all around and cum all over the place. i may be of philosophic nature, but i am not going to live in solitude on some mountain and ignore my surroundings so that i may be unaffected. i know what i want and love. . . and im going to get and love it.
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Jan 5, 2008 @ 4:18 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
WTH is the "military position?" Attention? or At Ease?

(Nothing wrong with being bored, I suppose, but I would hope you'd grant your girlfriend the courtesy of breaking up with her before you go off on your quest for less "military" positions and more "civilian" ones.)
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 7:15 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
ynot7769


Posts: 20,639
maybe it's an age thing......or a lack of maturity thing......ummm but i'm not too sure bout the military position no matter wich problem it is.......and cheating (for me) is simply a lack of character
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 9:45 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
blackbluecaribou


Posts: 8
You are both too funny. You automatically assume there is "cheating" going on. lol lol lol, assumptions are a great downfall and show a "lack of character." Your concern for my partner is both admirable and obnoxious for you should not concern yourselves with the petty affairs of men.
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 10:11 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
No, I didn't assume there was cheating going on; you said, essentially, "To hell with what my partner thinks; I'm bored and I'm going to do what it takes to make me happy." Now, if you didn't intend for that to be inferred as cheating, I don't know what else you could have possibly meant.
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 4:40 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
ynot7769


Posts: 20,639
To hell with what my partner thinks; I'm bored and I'm going to do what it takes to make me happy." Now, if you didn't intend for that to be inferred as cheating, I don't know what else you could have possibly meant.

sure sounds like cheating to me ......but hey wtf do i care what they do to their partner
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 9:37 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
Mama_taz


Posts: 1,855
well if you don't want replies or ppls opinions why the hell did you put this bloody thread here for......................sounds like someone needs to grow the fuck up

just my opinion anyway
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Jan 6, 2008 @ 10:23 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
Your concern for my partner is both admirable and obnoxious for you should not concern yourselves with the petty affairs of men.
Ah,the jackass is strong with this one.Anyway,if you're here complaining on a public forum about your wife not giving up the ass and then get petulant about people giving advice,this isn't the place for you,now is it?
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 9:14 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
blackbluecaribou


Posts: 8
Being old must really suck for you people. being bitter and alone. im sure of my place, but you arent and you know you are running out of time to figure it out. better start coming to terms with death since its always right around the corner for geezers. man. . . this IS fun
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 9:43 AM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
ha ha!! Yep, at 49, I'm "bitter and old" and I sit around and lament all day how "my time is running out." That's a good one.

Who said anything about being alone? Where the hell did you get that idea? Guess what? I'm absolutely sure of MY place too, and I'd NEVER even consider cheating on my partner just because they didn't want to do something I wanted them to. EVER.

As far as being geezers just waiting for death, in case you didn't know this, death can come at ANY age...including YOURS. Sheesh.

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Jan 7, 2008 @ 1:05 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 47
You should get your wife drunk. I suggest Tequila. Lots of it.

Get her shit-faced, and bend her over a chair.
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 1:12 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
Says the man who is separated...hehe.
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 1:41 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 47
Free at last, free at last. Thank GOD almighty I'm free at last.

Do you like Tequila, darlin?

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Jan 7, 2008 @ 1:57 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
Dude,I'm in my 20's thanks.And here I was thinking I had faith in my generation,come to find I was wrong.*sigh* Silly,selfish children...
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 1:57 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
No, Pumpkin Lips, I don't. Used to, though. Quit drinking four years ago. But if you'd take advantage of someone who was drunk...well....
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 2:08 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lunanegra


Posts: 1,478
You should get your wife drunk. I suggest Tequila. Lots of it.

Booze only solves things temporarily.The problems will be there when you're out of your drunken stupor.I figure if he ain't happy,best not to sit there and lie to her and then *attempt* to find some naive soul to lay down with him on the internet.Not happy?Not bound by any legal contract(i.e marriage)? Break up. We're more resilient emotionally than we think.It would hurt more if they were to break up over him trying to cheat than him just merely being "unsatisfied" and wants to seek out new people.Its not like hes 60 and can't do it anymore.Damn people wanting their cake and wanting to eat it too.
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 2:15 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
tassie1


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just more of the asshole coming out in him lol,no wonder he can't get anyone interested in him with his ridiculous attitude.
maybe he should have payed more attension in class last week,its called the missionary position, idiot. now who looks stupid.

* oh and for the record.... you'd be surpirised how many of the ppl in this thread have partners ,so that fucks your theory about being alone too .

maybe a more adult and mature thing for you to do would be to talk to your partner if you are not happy with your sex life,or maybe ,better still ...take a good look in the mirror for the answer to why she probably isn't interested.
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 2:43 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
up4grabs08


Posts: 86
maybe it's you not her who's making sex boring. If you did things in bed to make her respond it might help. Maybe she doesn't want a "huge cock" in her mouth or ass all the time. I have a feeling your selfish when it comes to sex. It's your way or no way. Get a life mister
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 2:49 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
mischief_36526


Posts: 47
I would never take advantage of someone who was incapable of granting consent.

I would however, exploit any advantage of lowered inhibitions.

You know how the song goes... "Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
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Jan 7, 2008 @ 3:11 PM Boring sexlife with partner    
lolthisistoofunny


Posts: 511
Exploiting the advantage of lowered inhibitions IS taking advantage of someone's drunkenness UNLESS said someone states beforehand that she/he will do (whatever), but would prefer to be "more relaxed" in order to do it.

Exploiting the advantage of lowered inhibitions can cross a very fine line into rape, you know? Saying yes under the influence of alcohol...depending on various mitigating factors, does not necessarily equate to true "consent."
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