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Oct 26, 2006 @ 10:39 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
bbwgirl4u


Posts: 530
I'll start us off with this gem:

Do you like to swallow. Typically women do . I meet a woman that say's it cures breast cancer. So she said she swallows everyday.
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Oct 26, 2006 @ 10:42 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
ynot7769


Posts: 17,358
Do you like to swallow. Typically women do . I meet a woman that say's it cures breast cancer. So she said she swallows everyday.

*thinks..''ohhh helll another dipshit who can work a keyboard''*

ok everybody ...say it with me out loud and with FEELING

" yes it cures cancer..find a corner and cure yourself...''

*for the moron that wrote you hun*
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:21 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,356
I got one:


I am held hostage in a hotel in Nigeria, send money to get realse I will sex you.
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:26 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
belle1010


Posts: 2,908
How about:

Yer HOT!!!
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:27 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,356
well in that case
"you are a trglodyte the first in your family with no tail"

I gots a tail, just wrong side of my body....
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:28 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
sundance64


Posts: 1,574
This was good:

like my cock?

he could touch his collarbone with it...I ignored it.

he wrote again:

well...do you like my cock?

so I answered him...I didn't answer you the first time because I found your email mildly offensive...since you emailed my again, I'll just be honest. no, I don't. Please stop sending it.

His reply to that:

ok...........ur gay

does he have any idea how dumb he sounds??
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:31 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,356

*slides next to Sunny, gets serious look in his eye* would you like to see my cock?
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:31 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
belle1010


Posts: 2,908
Does he have any idea how dumb he sounds??


Uh I'm gonna take a wild guess and say NO!
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:34 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
ynot7769


Posts: 17,358
he could touch his collarbone with it...I ignored it.

he wrote again:

if it reaches his collar bone suggest to him he dont need YOU lol
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:34 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
sundance64


Posts: 1,574

*slides next to Sunny, gets serious look in his eye* would you like to see my cock?
hehe...is that an invitation??

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Oct 27, 2006 @ 1:03 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,654
Sure sounded like one to me.

I had a slow moron mail day. Didn't mind it one bit.Actually, it was a no moron mail day. Only good stuff in my mailbox.

[Edited on 10/27/2006 1:52 AM]
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 1:12 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
RareQuestor


Posts: 110
Sure sounded like on to me.

I had a slow moron mail day. Didn't mind it one bit.Actually, it was a no moron mail day. Only good stuff in my mailbox.

* Makes mental note to send a moronic message to looking4now so that she can meet her daily quota. *
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 1:16 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
sundance64


Posts: 1,574

* Makes mental note to send a moronic message to looking4now so that she can meet her daily quota. *

Rarequestor...we actually missed you...yes, after the last 24 hours...we really did...
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 1:53 AM Share your recent stupid mail    
Looking4ever


Posts: 9,654
* Makes mental note to send a moronic message to looking4now so that she can meet her daily quota. *

Ah, thanks, Questor. My knight in a suit!
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:38 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
ponme


Posts: 1,929
I sure do wish you would suck my big cock

and one i actually enjoyed!

if it wasnt really me, would you love me less? would you throw away all those special times we had? would you throw caution to the wind and long to know the real me behind that secret image? would you have a sudden bout of diarrhea and rush hurredly to the bathroom? would you then pick up the latest edition of u.s. news and world reports and catch up on the current events? will i ever shut up?

Ok ladies I know I said Thunder was a dipshit.. but he is a funny dipshit if you give him a chance.
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:45 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
Daized688


Posts: 657
Here's one for ya...

hey sexy wanna fuck
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:45 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
reily


Posts: 880
They have email here???????
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:50 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
Daized688


Posts: 657
And the winner for today is...

Wouldn't you l;ove for me to suck and fuck those huge tits then fuck your pussy all night
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 12:51 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
ynot7769


Posts: 17,358
They have email here???????


go Reily
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Oct 27, 2006 @ 8:06 PM Share your recent stupid mail    
canuhelpme258


Posts: 3,356
I got a good un...

"I'm not sending you the first e-mail"


wtf?
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