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We know a secret
We are a normal couple that has had a special female friend in the past, and now we are looking for another. We live in East York PA and have a quite life outside of the home.
The person I would like to meet
Every couple out there seems to be looking for a 22 year old bisexual Barbie doll. Every couple’s profile looks the same to us. But we’re looking for something a little bit different than the average couple.
Don’t get us wrong – sex is a fun / important part of an intimate relationship… but if we’re going to be realistic, it’s just a part of a relationship. So we’re not going to start our “looking for” list with a bunch of sexual and physical “must haves”.
We are looking for more than just a one night hook-up. Someone with a sense of humor, someone that can be fun outside the bedroom as well as in bed. Someone that would like to spend the night cuddled up in bed – and stay for breakfast the next day… not just hightail it home when play time is over.
Do you like going to Hershey Park? Do you like weekend trips to the beach? Can you enjoy playing a board game with friends as much as playing beer-pong at a party? Can you get a kick out of watching a Disney movie with a friend? Can you watch an adult movie with the same friend that night?
Now I know that this might come across a little like a woman talking about getting married and having kids on the first date. We’re not expecting anyone to make a commitment to a long term friendship right after saying, “Hi, Nice to meet you!”, We’re just making sure that one night stands are not our main focus.
We want to go out on a real date with you… a few dates with you before things progress. No need to pack the overnight bag right away – or even feel obligated to a good-night kiss! Unlike other profiles – we are serious when we say that we want to be friends first.
If we go out and don’t feel the “spark” (No, I’m not talking about the spark caused by three bottles of wine) then we can still say we had a nice dinner and have nothing to regret.
So, there you have it – the most unsexy profile on this entir
About my work
We build haunted hosue displays and rides! How cool is that? Our company name is Sinister Shadows - look us up on the web.
My idea of a great date
Getting to know someone... Dancing and dinner... I love that nervous feeling you get the first time you make a move on someone and wonder if they will like it or not.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Anywhere my lover and husband and I can all be at the same time.
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Disney World - and yes, how could you NOT love it!
What do you find attractive in people?
People with an open mind.
What do others do that irritate you?
People that play games on the internet. Fake pictures, Fake "girls" that want to "dirty chat"... I wish there was a law against playing games like that.
Describe your physique.
See my pictures if you want to know what I look like silly!
What do you do well sexually?
Come find out.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
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