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yomomma779
57-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 35 - 99
Largo, Florida
United States
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Not Just Another Pretty Face!

About myself
Thankfully, I was able to retire early from a lengthy high-stress career. My sense of humor is a bit off the wall, and I tend to view the world from a skewed perspective. I'm financially solvent, in excellent health, and emotionally secure (I think). Though I've evolved over the years, I remain a work in progress, and always will ... I continue to mature, but categorically refuse to grow up.

The person I would like to meet
Your intellect and sense of humor are paramount. If you think that Moby Dick is an STD, please move on. My erogenous zone remains planted firmly between my ... ears. Everyone this side of Barnum and Bailey has the same stuff ... but it's not the package, it's the contents!

About my work
Finally called it a career .. 'nuff said. I'm not looking back ... too many people are after me!

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I'm into learning as much as I can. I'm very much a music and arts devotee, am active in animal rescue (as my photo will attest) and have totally resurrected my townhouse, a four-year project. The technology bug has bitten me, and I'm continually exploring that world, although I remain an avid reader. My vacation preference is cruising ... been on over 50, and plan to do at least three or four per year. I'm also a part-time lifeguard at the local car wash.

My idea of a great date
It's not what ... it's who!

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
You're kidding, right? My dirty laundry is in my hamper, and the airline lost my baggage.

What is your fantasy vacation?
I've done it, but with the wrong person ... cruised through the Norwegian Fjords, then transatlantic through the Caribbean.

What is your academic background?
I done got a massers degree.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Spent 10 days in Dubai ... absolutely amazing!

What do you find attractive in people?
Intelligence, sense of humor, adventurous nature, spontaneity, independence ... looks are superficial; age is a state of mind.

What do others do that irritate you?
I spent 31 years listening to lies, and can sniff them out at 100 yards. If you're shallow, superficial, self-centered, still hung up on your ex, think that all guys are schmucks, are insecure, believe you have a sense of entitlement, denigrate others, or are otherwise shaky at best, please move along.

What do you think is your best quality?
I leave that for others to judge. But if nothing else, we'll laugh. My sense of humor managed to get me through a very high-stress career relatively unscathed.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
After all these years, I couldn't change anything, even if I wanted to. But I've done OK, so I guess I'll leave things as they are.

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
The truth ... especially about what brings you to this site. Tell me yours ... and I'll tell you mine!

Describe your physique.
Average, height-weight proportionate, work out about three times a week, and am a bit challenged follically. I don't look, act, or feel my age, and don't take any medication (Viagra or otherwise).

What do you do well sexually?
Let's talk ... we can take it from there. I can tell you, however, that I'm nicely endowed (8" and thick) and use what I have adeptly. I don't use my tongue exclusively for talking.

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Let's chat ... I'm sure we'll find something that you do well and that I can't get enough of.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Absolutely not ... and you'd better not either!

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Whatever works.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
Just remember that underneath this gruff exterior ... lies a gruff interior!

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