Seeking Women: 18 - 45
Last Activity: > 3 months ago
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What you see is what you get and then some
OK here goes, I’m fat, ugly,lazy,dumb and can be a smart ass most of the time.
I have mental problems that the doctors have yet to figure out. I do not work, clean house or take out the trash, I fart, pick my noise, scratch my butt in public and do not care if anybody is looking when I do it. I eat like a pig, do not shower much and wear the same underwear for weeks on in.
I need a sugar momma that will take care of me.
I am looking for a woman who can bathe me on regular biases and change my underwear frequently. One that will put up with that and me will pay for all my psych meds. She has to be a freak in bed because I like to get kinky.
If she can fart in public without getting embarrassed then she is my kind of women. If you are interested in a potentially risky and high maintenance relationship all you have to do is scroll down to the bottom of the page, write a subject, and write your message, then hit send. Simple HUH!
I am just kidding; here is something about me and what I am really about.
You will have the time of your life with me; we will do things together that make us happy. I go out of my way to see that the one I love is treated, as she is important. I am very compassionate, sincere, loving and caring. I have great respect for others that have respect for me. When the times get rough I will not run off and hide, I stick with them and get through it together. I know everyday will not be a pleasure cruise but I try to make the best of everyday so that at least it is enjoyable. People say I am hilarious; I make people laugh when they are feeling down. It brings me great pleasure to bring happiness to someone’s day. I love the outdoor activities like going to the beach, hiking in the mountains and camping in the woods. I like surfing, skating, rollerblading, water skiing and riding bikes. I like to go camping, boating, fishing, and sitting by bonfires with my friends. I like to ride horses with my friends and cook out on the grill when we
The person I would like to meet
I want some that can laugh with me, at me, and someone I can laugh at too.
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