Who Knows BEST?  
Pussy And Bitch

A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem."

She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 wor...More...
3 comments | 2 kudos | 320 views | posted Sep 18, 2007 at 4:42 PM

Happy 4th of July  

The days are GREAT and nice and WARM
but
Happy FOURTH of JULY

CHOCOLATE  
How do you like your chocolate?

White= sweet & creamy?

Milk= predictable and pleasant?

Dark= bold and strong?

Chocolate is like sex...answers usually match preferances in the bedro...More...
12 comments | 0 kudos | 490 views | posted Apr 8, 2007 at 7:46 PM

Won the Lotto  
A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes to Boston to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says, "I want my $20 million."

The man replied, "No, sir. It ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 406 views | posted Apr 4, 2007 at 3:03 PM

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii  
WELCUM
To APRIL FOOLS DAY !!!!!!
I PUT MY FOOT IN MY MOUTH ALREADY,
MAYBE I AM SAFE for the rest of the day, LOL
...More...
0 comments | 0 kudos | 321 views | posted Apr 1, 2007 at 3:12 PM

YOU DONT KNOW "JACK SCHITT"  
Well, who is "Jack Schitt"?
For some time many of us wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You dont know Jack ...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 429 views | posted Mar 8, 2007 at 11:50 PM

WELL WHY WORRY ??  
I have to say I have learned in my life that there are only two things to worry about.

If you are SICK or if you you are WELL,
If you are WELL, there is NOTHING ...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 359 views | posted Mar 8, 2007 at 8:13 PM