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wildgoose06
64-year-old Male
Seeking Women: 18 - 99
East Walpole, Massachusetts
United States
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Why did Yankee Doodle call the feather in his hat

About myself
Macaroni? Did he have a name for his shoelaces? Baloney maybe? I started out to be kind of a beatnik
guitar playing novelist writing kind of guy. My twin sister Cindy got me a job with this guy from East Boston selling wall to wall carpet with
her blonde Italian boyfriend Joe so I wouldn't starve to death while I was trying to be a writer and musician. He lived over the barbershop with his uncle and aunt in East Boston since he owed everybody in Miami money for his
high flying lifestyle. Things got a little complicated for me then and it seems that the more I try and uncomplicaMacaronite them the worse things get! I'm
gonna call my book-- Ellen,Helen,Erin,and Alan. Ellen is my ex wife,Helen is Jack the cop's sister who let me use her computer and fax machine,
Erin is an out of her mind former Playboy bunny who was giving me advise about how to handle the kids and Alan was my divorce lawyer. My 101
year old Russian grandmother came from Brazil to New York and then moved in with my mother and father who were both sick and needed my help
to drive them all around! She thought that Ellen,Helen,Erin and Alan were all the same person because in Russian their named sounded the same to her.
What's that? You think I should call this story Macaroni,Baloney and Ministroni? OK. We can talk about that if you like,OK? That's all for now folks
Yours truly, Bobaroni (Only kidding ! it's Bob)


The person I would like to meet
Why did Yankee Doodle call the feather in his hat Macaroni?

About my work
Self employed

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Fishing, boating, movies,going out to eat


My idea of a great date
A funny and sexy companion,dinner, movies,dancing, on my yacht,and nobody fell over board for too long-- just for awhile- ha!

What is your fantasy vacation?
Tahiti

What is your academic background?
Marquette University, U Mass. Boston, Law school of trial and error

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Canada-Loved it!

What do you find attractive in people?
Brains, beauty

What do others do that irritate you?
drive their cars on the same road as me

What do you think is your best quality?
My kindness and sense of humor

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
Nothing

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
How many cow's tails it takes to reach the moon.....

Describe your physique.
Broad shouldered, broad chested,runners muscular legs

What do you do well sexually?
Everything

What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
All of it

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Winning six million dollars and going to Disneyland

What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
Sex in middle age

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
Nope

Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
Long term

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