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wetinwylie
48-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 26 - 45
Garland, Texas
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Christmas Humor  
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint
> Peter at the pearly gates.
>
> 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,'You must each
> possess something that symbolizes Christmas ...More...
8 comments | 1 kudo | 358 views | posted Dec 14, 2007 at 8:00 PM

Doctor humor  
Five Surgeons from big cities are discussing who
> makes the best patients to operate on.
>
> The first surgeon, from New York, says, "I like to
> see accountants on my operating table because wh...More...
5 comments | 3 kudos | 338 views | posted Dec 9, 2007 at 8:53 PM

Black Testicles  
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to g...More...
11 comments | 3 kudos | 531 views | posted Dec 6, 2007 at 4:00 PM

More redneck humor  
REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 253 views | posted Dec 4, 2007 at 10:23 PM

To all the PROUD rednecks!!  
Dear Redneck Daughter,

I'm writing this slow because I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 m...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 255 views | posted Dec 4, 2007 at 9:13 PM

True friendship...None of that sissy shit  
Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,

But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship.

Yo...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 257 views | posted Dec 4, 2007 at 7:38 PM

What's good for the goose...................  
A family of three was getting ready for bed.
Everyone said their goodnights and headed for their rooms.Not too much later,the young boy
heard strange screams coming from his parents room.he ran to t...More...
8 comments | 2 kudos | 294 views | posted Dec 4, 2007 at 2:15 PM

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