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waynuckingfutz
65-year-old Male
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Longmont, Colorado
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What's a Whooper?
Somnium's Yooper blog reminded me of something from a while back.
Back in my trucker days I was eavesdropping on some CB chatter on the main channel at a truck stop.
There was some young gal ban...
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| 0 kudos | 195 views | posted Sep 28, 2009 at 12:21 PM
NASA Footage - Intriguing Phenomena Analysis
I was trolling HULU tonight and came accross
this.
It might be argued that this might be a smoking gun to the ...
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| 0 kudos | 235 views | posted Sep 11, 2009 at 3:47 AM
New Breakfast Cereal
Ok - this is an oldie....but what the hell.
There's a new breakfast cereal out.
It's called Prostituties.
It's kinda like Rice Krispies.
But it doesn't go Snap, Crackle, or Pop.
It just...
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| 3 kudos | 195 views | posted May 12, 2009 at 11:41 AM
The Theory of Relativity
A brilliant mathematician or physicist must have figured this out many years ago. I learned it when I was about 12 - not in science class:
Ahem....Ahem....class come to order....
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| 0 kudos | 209 views | posted May 2, 2009 at 4:50 AM
Castle Doctrine vs Piracy and Burglary
You can learn more about Castle Doctrine
here.
This blog is comment on recent reports on the news regarding piracy near Somalia. Speaking of...
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| 0 kudos | 180 views | posted Apr 14, 2009 at 5:57 PM
My Dear Mum
My mom is getting on in years like many of the rest of us but she's an inspiration of the spirit of play. She's still hanging around - bless her heart.
In a phone conversation about a year ago whe...
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| 0 kudos | 177 views | posted Mar 27, 2009 at 4:40 PM
Smart Kid
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother’s, and asked her why.
She told ...
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| 0 kudos | 153 views | posted Mar 14, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Life In Rural Montana
So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time".
"Oh hell yeah", they all say.
So I’m telling them about mine...
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| 0 kudos | 128 views | posted Mar 14, 2009 at 10:18 AM
Apology Accepted
There once was a girl who wasn't feeling very pretty so she went to a genie to make her pretty.
The genie told her that to make her feel pretty, he would make it so that every time someone apologized...
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| 1 kudo | 152 views | posted Mar 14, 2009 at 10:06 AM
A Big Lighter
Two Men were out fishing when one decides to have a smoke
He asks the other guy if he has a lighter
He replies " Yes i do " and hands the other a 10 inch long BIC lighter
Surprised the guy asks "Wh...
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| 1 kudo | 191 views | posted Mar 13, 2009 at 12:03 PM
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