Seeking Men: 25 - 45
Washington, District of Columbia
Last Activity: > 3 months ago
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I'm down for whatever..
I'm a lesbian.... really... okay, I can't keep a straight face but at this point I'm so over penises. Especially the dick that stole my Motley Crue t-shirt when he left.
The person I would like to meet
Someone intelligent, down to earth, that likes long walks on the beach. Isn't that the standard? I don't really care at this point, I've limited myself too many times by dating the creeps, it's time I met some nice guys... every guy says they're a nice guy so I'm bound to have a lot of offers on that front!
About my work
I'm employed, enough said.
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I play with toys, boys, hearts, whips, floggers, vibes, and some very fantastic dildos.
My idea of a great date
One where I don't have to put on an act. It seems like everyone has a "thing" now, I don't exactly have a "thing"... I don't want to be "the tattoo girl" or "the goth girl" or "the dyke that stole my wallet". I just want to be me and go out with a guy that can put up with it. I want a date where I get some good bbq, drink some great beer, and listen to some new and exciting local band. If we go out where it's too loud to hear each talk than I'm bound to make a great first impression.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I met someone, it was fun, it was new... we got it annulled... and we ended up finding our way back to each other. I took a risk, I was young and decided to go ahead and learn from my mistakes. I'm not on a fast track to becoming the next Elizabeth Taylor but one can certainly dream!
What is your fantasy vacation?
Somewhere FAR away from everything; seclusion sounds fabulous when you listen to city traffic all day.
What is your academic background?
Uh... I read? books?
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
New York Citaaay and no, not in the least. I got peed on by a bum.. well, that's the way I tell the story anyway.
What do you find attractive in people?
The ability to explore themselves and the desire to become a better person.
What do others do that irritate you?
I hate the emails I get where they expect something from me... like pictures or a fuck. Just because I'm here doesn't mean that I'm automatically going to sleep with you, I have every right to be selective. That being said, just because you emailed me once doesn't mean I'm going to offer my pussy up on a platter. I want a guy or girl that lets me take my time and doesn't require I do anything for them from initial contact.
What do you think is your best quality?
I can drink any self professed alcoholic under the table! That should count for something.
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
I've developed a habit of being way too nice. I know, right? In a world where everyone hates everyone else, I'm the girl that's like, "hey! how can I make YOUR day better for you?" Okay, seriously, I'm not. In all reality I use my humor as a way to mask personal flaws, I remember hearing some line from an episode of Friends (fucking great show right there) and I have no idea what it was... what were we talking about again?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Do you play with sex toys? Seriously! My world revolves around them now.
Describe your physique.
All I do is drink beer and eat pizza so I'm not exactly a waif.
What do you do well sexually?
I give one helluva spanking!
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
I love my pussy lips rubbed when I'm getting fucked from behind. Just reach right under and tease the hell out of me!
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
The one where I have a lot of money, lol.
What fantasy(s) have you already experienced?
A girl doesn't kiss & tell.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
NO! and I don't plan on having any! HIV/AIDS has become a world wide epidemic and I take my sexual health seriously. I don't want to die before I'm 40 because some guy said he was clean and I took a chance because he was "nice" or the moment was "right"..
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I'm down for whatever WE'RE comfortable with.
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