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IT'S A SEX SITE, BUT EVEN BETTER WITH LOVE FIRST.
Please no vulgarity and mediocracy. Such as your handle name, your behavior, etc.
I prefer webcam and I have a crush on English guys.
I love talking, then we see what develops. Love first, then sex automatically happens.
I won't reply to guys that give me or ask me personal e-mails. IM me or e-mail here with photos, Otherwise, I will delete it. Your phone # is OK. Why do think my name is tightaccess.
I don't exchange my private e-mails. I have to get to know you here first.
WHO AM I?
See videos and photos.
AM NOT GORGEOUS, BUT I CAN MAKE YOU HAPPY (HINT, HINT).
No matter how BIG, gorgeous , rich, poor or hot you are, BUT if you don't treat me nice with class and caring, I don't want you.
Chemistry and compatibility will determine if I will meet you. If you are nice to me. You can be in charge. Yes SIR.
PLEASE NO LOSERS, WEIRD, JERKS, ETC. I accept man from 30 to 53. No 54, 60 old, etc. I am not Anna Nicole. Unless you can convince me you have millionaire contract and is hassle and court battle free.
IF YOU ARE GOOD BOY, YOU GET BONUS: A pair of succulent and tender pink/rosy pacifiers to soothe fussy "baby". (hint, hint)
And I am fussy "baby" too, gluttons for hard, thick and big torpedo.
I CAN ONLY TAKE ONE AT A TIME, IF YOU ARE ELIGIBLE.
I AM AWAY TOO PICKY. I DON'T CARE HOW HANDSOME, GORGEOUS, RICH OR WHATEVER, BUT IF YOU ARE RUDE, JERK, VULGAR, ETC. I JUST DELETE YOU OR HANG UP THE PHONE.
SO MANY CHOICES. STOP TORTURING ME.
SNEAKY AND CLASSY PLEASURE.
FREE, SAFE, EASY, FAST AND GUARANTEED ORGASM WITHOUT YOUR DAILY BORING MASTURBATION.
The person I would like to meet
If you are married, separated or a freak one. Please don't waste your time contacting me. I will decline. Unless your divorce certificate is around the corner.
Please no losers, low class, rude, bad manners guys. It's just a big turn off.
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE. Don't have sex in a degrading conotation.
Such as "Hey do you want to play dirty mom"
It starts on the first e-mail you send to me. Your manners, your language, your vulgarity. You can be horny, but don't be vulgar, rude, etc. Only classy man can fuck me.
If you want to stimulate me intensively, don't be slow pace. I am supposed to be warmed up not be cooled down, it will very frustrating, and I will let you down and move on to the next dude waiting in line to impress me.
Can you make me scream?
Proportion matters, Only generous lollipop, torch, or even missil will be accepted. Bigger the better. If you are small don't waste your time contacting me. Please have a cam, mic, photo maybe if it's not from another dude.
I have a crush on traditional profession such as Military man, Police Officer, Construction man, Engineer, Mechanic, Administrator, CPA (except from ERON), etc. But my major crush on Military and Law Enforcement guys. I told you I am fussy.
About my work
Oh, just putting up with boss. What's new?
What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
Bird watching, Restaurants, Bicycle, Dating, Gardening. Home Improvement, Trips, Dating, Car Talk.
My idea of a great date
Meet a spetacular man.
If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
Ex was short temper, Dr. Jack and Mr. Hide. So I have zero tolerance for short fuse guy.
What is your fantasy vacation?
Well, I have marry a rich man, then I come up with with fantasy.
What is your academic background?
Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
Trip to Carmel, Reno, Lake Tahoe.
What do you find attractive in people?
What do others do that irritate you?
What do you think is your best quality?
I have to think about it. Can't you see it?
What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Whar are you looking for. Be specific.
Describe your physique.
Some dings, scratches, dents here and there. 45 years old, with high mileage but runs like new. "Old pan makes delicious food". Oh come on, just close your eyes. And enjoy the ride.
What do you do well sexually?
Oh, I don't know. Let the man find out.
What is the favorite thing you like sexually done to you?
Let me think about it.
What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
Having sex in the bush without curious ones, moutain lions, etc.
Having sex in the river without crocodiles, or other creatures.
Having a virgen and big man, he must be 18 years old or above.
Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I don't think so.
Are you looking for a one night stand, to play for a while, or a long-term Adult relationship?
I want all, all the levels combined.
Free Space. Say anything you want!
I want to hear you roaring. And I want to stress that only big and thick man contact me, Besides you have to be nice, civil and classy. If you have attitude with me, you are out.
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