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How The New Stimulus Plan Will Work  
A new twist on an old joke*.

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Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House.

One is from Chicago, another is from Tennessee, and the third is from Minneso...More...
2 comments | 0 kudos | 444 views | posted Mar 11, 2009 at 3:17 AM

Role Playing  
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work. The conversation eventually drifted toward how best to spice up their ...More...
5 comments | 0 kudos | 477 views | posted Feb 21, 2009 at 7:53 PM

I'll Be Dog Gone  
A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says: "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whisky sour."

The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't allow animals in here."

The dog replies: ...More...
6 comments | 1 kudo | 505 views | posted Feb 13, 2009 at 2:56 AM

Nun Better  
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway.

"Sister, you are the most beaut...More...
0 comments | 1 kudo | 442 views | posted Jan 30, 2009 at 4:35 AM

A kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely.” To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence...More...
3 comments | 0 kudos | 476 views | posted Jan 29, 2009 at 5:29 AM

Fighting Words  
Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points to the guy in the middle, shouting, "Your Mom's the best lay in town!" Everyone expects a fight but the guy igno...More...
2 comments | 1 kudo | 490 views | posted Jan 28, 2009 at 6:14 AM

Six Inches..  
Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and confided to the bartender: "I'm so pissed off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"I met this beautiful...More...
4 comments | 2 kudos | 595 views | posted Jan 14, 2009 at 11:31 PM

A Torrid Affair  
A brunette, a redhead and a blonde all work in the same office with the same female boss. Every day, they noticed the boss left work early.
One day, the girls decided that when the boss left, th...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 474 views | posted Jan 13, 2009 at 12:24 AM

New Cell Phone Risks cause Panic among Assholes  
Douchebags Consider Switching to Land Lines

A new medical report showing that excessive cell phone use may increase the risk of cancer has sparked widespread fear among the nation’s assholes, pro...More...
6 comments | 0 kudos | 509 views | posted Aug 5, 2008 at 8:53 PM

Condoms in Isle 12  
This guy goes to a super market and goes to isle 12 and asks for a box of condoms.

The lady askes "what size" and the guy says "I don't know" so the lady askes him to pull down his pants.

The ...More...
4 comments | 0 kudos | 426 views | posted Aug 4, 2008 at 5:25 AM

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