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theSkwirl
50-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

Gemini Gemini
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Walnuts! As big as my head!

About myself
I am off somewhere, gathering nuts and having fun. Not being chased around by some psychotic slug who thinks her shit smells like roses. Don't ask me to come back to save you again. I won't do it.

The person I would like to meet
Elvis or possibly Ghandi, maybe Ravi... I'm not sure... someone who isn't normal in a good way. No more bullfrogs with evil tempers.

About my work
Wicked Witch of the West

What do you like to do for fun/hobbies?
I collect nuts and soft warm bits to line my nest. I also like to steal seeds out of birdfeeders and chase small cats and terrorize yap dogs.

My idea of a great date
A pile of sunflower seeds, a cup of flower nectar and thou.

If you are divorced/widower, you can talk about how that happened here.
I'm divorced (thankfully) but would far rather be a widow.

What is your fantasy vacation?
In between Luna's bewbies where it's warm and safe and cozy.

What is your academic background?
I fell out of my tree once.. maybe twice... learned not to do that anymore.

Where did you last vacation and did you like it?
I ran up Borty's pantsleg and scurried around looking for his nuts.. it was fun for me.. he didn't seem to enjoy it much though.

What do you find attractive in people?
Walnuts.. Walnuts as big as my head! Ummm.. soft warm dark places to cuddle up in.. I like people who pet me and feed me kudo cookies.

What do others do that irritate you?
Get between me and my nuts.

What do you think is your best quality?
My luxurious bushy tail and my flashing beady eyes.

What one thing would you change about your personality if you could?
WTF? you saying I have personality disorders or somethin?

What one question would you want answered in an initial email from another member?
Are they crunchy?

Describe your physique.
fluffy, short, nice tail...

What fantasy(s) are you still waiting to experience?
A pile of cashews, walnuts and pecans that would totally fill up my burrow so that I have a nice winter.

Do you have any STDs (Sexually Transmitted Diseases)?
I have three kids.. that's plenty of STD's for me.

Free Space. Say anything you want!
*worship the skwirl.. wooooooooooooooorship the skwirl... *

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