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theSkwirl
51-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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A Wise Woman's Stone  
A wise woman who was traveling in the mountains found a precious stone in a stream. The next day she met another traveler who was hungry, and the wise woman opened her bag to share her food. The hungr...More...
22 comments | 4 kudos | 419 views | posted Sep 10, 2010 at 12:41 PM

Because I can  
So, yesterday I had my third boob removed.. Actually it was a cyst that was getting a bit crazy. So now I have a new dimple.. or will have once it heals.
I thought I'd share a little blah...More...
23 comments | 5 kudos | 779 views | posted Aug 19, 2010 at 1:42 PM

My Summer Vacation Pt. 2 by theSkwirl  
First, I have to apologize to Chuch (Night), I did not make it to Merlin this weekend as planned, I found out I had to go to court today in another town, so I headed there.. but the results of that wi...More...
20 comments | 9 kudos | 512 views | posted Aug 16, 2010 at 6:36 PM

This was a blog comment.. but..  
OMFG here we go again. I'm so bloody sick of this drivel.

Anyone who cares knows where to find me.. I'm out .. no I'm not canceling just taking a very very LONG extended who gives a flying fuck br...More...
25 comments | 3 kudos | 755 views | posted Aug 7, 2010 at 7:41 PM

What I Did on My Summer Vacation... Pt 1. By .. the Skwirl  
Didn't you always hate those essays? Right off the bat.. the instant you stepped into the classroom.. "Class, I want you to write three pages, at least 1000 words about what you did on your Summer Va...More...
17 comments | 10 kudos | 349 views | posted Aug 2, 2010 at 6:57 PM

Arright you Pervs...  
this is it.. you have exactly 48 more hours to message me about whatever you wanna message me about and then I'm outta here. Yup, you heard it right.. I'm outta here.

I'm jumping a sinking ship, I...More...
18 comments | 11 kudos | 652 views | posted Jul 27, 2010 at 3:17 PM

As the Werm Skwerms  
A palor of fine gray dust covered the land. As Skwirl and Ynot sped through with the BustyMobile it kicked up a ...More...
29 comments | 6 kudos | 423 views | posted Jul 19, 2010 at 4:27 PM

Sweaty Knights in Pervia  
For over a week, no freshening breeze had blown in Pervia. The sun lay heavy on the horizon and never quite seemed to move. The only cloud that had passed on the blue of the sky had evaporated long ...More...
12 comments | 11 kudos | 324 views | posted Jul 11, 2010 at 8:29 PM

Once Upon Another Time...  
It was so hot out that the Skwirl had to handle her nuts using BBQ tongs.

The land of Pervia languished in the heat. The Sun had bleached all the color from the landscape and the crops withered i...More...
12 comments | 9 kudos | 299 views | posted Jul 10, 2010 at 6:40 PM

Rambling Thoughts from a Deranged Skwirl  
I pledge allegiance to the flag, of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Remember when we we...More...
6 comments | 3 kudos | 289 views | posted Jul 3, 2010 at 9:17 PM

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