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theSkwirl
51-year-old Female
Seeking Both: 25 - 75
Medford, Oregon
United States
Last Activity: > 3 months ago

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Another story.. good times.  
In the summer of either 71 or 72, my family moved onto a property out in the back of beyond. Well, to me it was. I could no longer walk over to a friend's house to play without a major preparation h...More...
11 comments | 8 kudos | 476 views | posted Feb 23, 2011 at 5:31 PM

What kind of Vert are you?  
As I'm writing this, two of my kitties, Echo and Aoife are bouncing off walls so I may have to take short breaks for outbursts of insane laughter at some of their antics. Yaaaaaaay for Kitteh Crack! ...More...
17 comments | 3 kudos | 420 views | posted Feb 22, 2011 at 12:01 PM

A very insightful poem  


Who has a wit, albeit dim,
and scrambles hard to insult them?
Who has a face that'd stop a clock
and is idolized by Mr. Cock?
Who uses words like they were flails
and doesn't understand when ...More...
15 comments | 10 kudos | 466 views | posted Feb 20, 2011 at 4:49 PM

Here We Go Again...I've been thinking.  
Don't you hate when someone starts a note with the statement.. I've been thinking? Usually adds up to something going heinously wrong for someone nearby. Sometimes even an explosion or two. Things...More...
32 comments | 10 kudos | 459 views | posted Feb 18, 2011 at 5:49 PM

still kickin  
I ain't kickin very high, and I ain't kickin very hard, but I'm still all livin and everything. Bruce aka WoW for those who dunno.. gave me a holler yesterday and made sure I was still functional. ...More...
18 comments | 3 kudos | 764 views | posted Jan 30, 2011 at 7:18 PM

Not gonna be around much  
Since my surgery on the 10th I've caught a cold and turned into bronchitis. I'm getting better but I just don't have the energy to be online much lately. So, if ya don't hear from me.. sorry.. if yo...More...
25 comments | 0 kudos | 485 views | posted Jan 25, 2011 at 3:14 PM

Genesis, the True Story by the Skwirl  
Disclaimer: If you like to get butthurt over parodies of God, Religion or dirty words.. don't fuckin read my goddamned blog.

Ok here’s how it really happened. In the beginning was the word...More...
17 comments | 5 kudos | 377 views | posted Jan 5, 2011 at 7:01 PM

My Dearest Baby Brother.,, :P  
I was 8 years old when my baby Brother was born. That's a

long time with no siblings. I remember being really

annoyed when my Gramma came in and told me that I had a

little Brother. I d...More...
7 comments | 3 kudos | 332 views | posted Dec 28, 2010 at 7:00 PM

Merry Christmas and Harpy Nude Rear  
Just droppin by to say hey.. happy holidays, whatever one you enjoy. Happy weekend for those who don't enjoy.. Happy whatever to those who are bored and disgusted already.

Now I'm gonna sing you...More...
14 comments | 5 kudos | 552 views | posted Dec 24, 2010 at 4:46 PM

The Case of the Ancient Arm Eater  
My Mom has a washing machine. "No big deal", you might say. Nothing unusual, almost everyone's Mom has a washing machine. Right? Well.. My Mom has THE washing machine. I don't think it's the very...More...
12 comments | 2 kudos | 335 views | posted Dec 21, 2010 at 6:15 PM

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